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| Tue, 08-08-2006 - 2:12am |
Subject: WHAT DO RETIRED PEOPLE DO ALL DAY?
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
Well for example, the other day I went into town and went into a shop.
I was only in there for about 5 minutes, when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a turd.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So I called him a s**t head.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't care.
I came into town by bus.

Thanks for the morning chuckle :)