Funny for Tuesday.

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Registered: 03-22-2005
Funny for Tuesday.
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Tue, 08-08-2006 - 2:12am

Subject: WHAT DO RETIRED PEOPLE DO ALL DAY?

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

Well for example, the other day I went into town and went into a shop.

I was only in there for about 5 minutes, when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

I went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

I called him a turd.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.

So I called him a s**t head.

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he started writing a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes.

The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't care.

I came into town by bus.

Von.

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Registered: 09-12-2003
Tue, 08-08-2006 - 5:01am
LOL thanks for sharing your funnies with us Von, you keep us in stitches....
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Registered: 03-19-2003
Tue, 08-08-2006 - 10:30am
Oh that's too funny Von,
Thanks for the morning chuckle :)

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