Funny for Thursday

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Registered: 03-22-2005
Funny for Thursday
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Thu, 08-24-2006 - 12:33am

A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette

convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored

it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had

left. "Amazing!" he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the

pedal to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the

highway patrol behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. "I

can get away from him - no problem!" thought the elderly speedster

as he floored it to 100mph, then110, then 120mph. Suddenly, he thought,

"What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!", pulled

over to the side of the road and waited for the Trooper to catch up with

him.

Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the driver's

side of the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift

ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you

were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The man, looking very seriously at the Trooper, said, "Years

ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing

her back."

"Have a good day, Sir," said the Trooper

Von.

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Registered: 03-19-2003
Thu, 08-24-2006 - 12:38am
LOL von,
Another great one ..
Love the giggle :)

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Registered: 09-12-2003
Thu, 08-24-2006 - 5:01am
ROFLMAO
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Registered: 12-12-1997
Thu, 08-24-2006 - 9:13am
LOL, that's a good one.


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Registered: 07-18-2006
Thu, 08-24-2006 - 10:11pm

Ha ha ha ha!

Smiles, Kim :0)