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| Thu, 08-24-2006 - 12:33am |
A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette
convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored
it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had
left. "Amazing!" he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the
pedal to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the
highway patrol behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. "I
can get away from him - no problem!" thought the elderly speedster
as he floored it to 100mph, then110, then 120mph. Suddenly, he thought,
"What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!", pulled
over to the side of the road and waited for the Trooper to catch up with
him.
Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the driver's
side of the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift
ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you
were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The man, looking very seriously at the Trooper, said, "Years
ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing
her back."
"Have a good day, Sir," said the Trooper

Another great one ..
Love the giggle :)
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Ha ha ha ha!
Smiles, Kim :0)