Sunday funny.

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Registered: 03-22-2005
Sunday funny.
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Sun, 09-03-2006 - 10:44am

An older, white-haired man walked into a jewellery store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side.

He told the jeweller he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweller looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it to him.

The old man said, "I don't think you understand, I want something very special"

At that statement, the jeweller went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000", the jeweller said.

The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.

The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."

The jeweller asked how payment would be made and the old man said by cheque. "I know you need to make sure my cheque is good, so I'll write It now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon," he said.

Monday morning, a very teed-off jeweller phoned the old man. "There's no money in that account," he said

"I know", replied the old man, "but can you imagine the weekend I had?"

Don't mess with Old People...

Von.

Von.

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Registered: 09-01-2003
In reply to: gal_vony2
Sun, 09-03-2006 - 11:39am
LOL...cute!!
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Registered: 09-01-2003
In reply to: gal_vony2
Sun, 09-03-2006 - 11:41am

here's another :O)

SOUTHERN CHARM

Two nicely dressed ladies happen to start up a conversation during an Endless wait in the LAX airport. The first lady was an arrogant California Woman married to a wealthy man. The second was a well mannered elderly Woman from the South.
When the conversation centered on whether they had any children the California woman started by saying, "When my first child was born, my Husband built a beautiful mansion for me." The lady from the South Commented, "Well, isn't that precious?"
The first woman continued, "When my second child was born, my husband Bought me a beautiful Mercedes-Benz." Again, the lady from the South Commented, "Well, isn't that precious?"
The first woman continued boasting, "Then, when my third child was born, my Husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet." Yet again, the Southern Lady commented, "Well, isn't that precious?"
The first woman then asked her companion, "What did your husband buy for you When you had your first child?" "My husband sent me to charm school,"
Declared the Southern lady. "Charm school?" the first woman cried, "Oh my God! What on earth for?" asked the first woman.
The Southern lady responded, "Well for example, instead of saying "Who Gives a sh*t?" I learned to say, "Well, isn't that precious?"

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Registered: 04-21-2006
In reply to: gal_vony2
Sun, 09-03-2006 - 11:47am
LOL
Good one!!
Ha
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Registered: 07-29-2002
In reply to: gal_vony2
Sun, 09-03-2006 - 11:48am
I like that one! LOL

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Registered: 04-21-2006
In reply to: gal_vony2
Sun, 09-03-2006 - 11:58am

3 Rednecks and a Tall Tower Category: Redneck


Three Rednecks were working on a very tall tower - Steve, Bruce and Jed. Steve falls off and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "Someone should go and tell his wife."

Jed says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."

Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.

Bruce says, "Where did you get that, Jed?"

"Steve's wife gave it to me," Jed replies.

"That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?"

Well, not exactly", Jed says. "When she answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Steve's widow'."

She said, "No, I'm not a widow."

And I said, "I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are"

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Registered: 09-01-2003
In reply to: gal_vony2
Sun, 09-03-2006 - 12:25pm
lol...what a guy!! anything for a beer :O)
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Registered: 03-19-2003
In reply to: gal_vony2
Sun, 09-03-2006 - 7:15pm
OH that's a good one Von,
Thanks for the laugh :)


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