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| Wed, 09-06-2006 - 1:04pm |
PARROT
>
>
> A woman went to a pet shop & immediately
> spotted a large, beautiful parrot..
>
> There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.
>
> "Why so little," she asked the pet store owner.
>
> The owner looked at her and said,
> "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house
> of Prostitution
> and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."
>
> The woman thought about this, but decided
> she had to have the bird anyway.
>
> She took it home and hung the bird's cage up
> in her living room and waited for it to say something.
>
> The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said,
>
> "New house, new madam."
>
> The woman was a bit shocked at the implication,
> but then thought "that's really not so bad."
>
> When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school
> the bird saw and said,
> "New house, new madam, new girls."
>
> The girls and the woman were a bit offended
> but then began to laugh about the situation
> considering how and where the parrot had been raised.
>
> Moments later, the woman's husband Wayne
> came home from work.
>
> The bird looked at him and said,
>
> "Hi, Wayne!"
>
>
>
>
> A woman went to a pet shop & immediately
> spotted a large, beautiful parrot..
>
> There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.
>
> "Why so little," she asked the pet store owner.
>
> The owner looked at her and said,
> "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house
> of Prostitution
> and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."
>
> The woman thought about this, but decided
> she had to have the bird anyway.
>
> She took it home and hung the bird's cage up
> in her living room and waited for it to say something.
>
> The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said,
>
> "New house, new madam."
>
> The woman was a bit shocked at the implication,
> but then thought "that's really not so bad."
>
> When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school
> the bird saw and said,
> "New house, new madam, new girls."
>
> The girls and the woman were a bit offended
> but then began to laugh about the situation
> considering how and where the parrot had been raised.
>
> Moments later, the woman's husband Wayne
> came home from work.
>
> The bird looked at him and said,
>
> "Hi, Wayne!"
>
>

Thanks for the laugh today :)
Your'e very welcome.
Von.
Von.