Wednesday funny.

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Registered: 03-22-2005
Wednesday funny.
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Wed, 09-13-2006 - 1:33am

A funny to get our day off to a good start.









Polish Divorce

A Polish man moved to Canada and married an Canadian girl.

Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well
until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he
could arrange a divorce for him.

The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the
circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

Q: Have you any grounds?

A: Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

Q: No, I me an what is the foundation of this case?

A: It made of concrete.

Q: I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?

A: No, we have carport, and not need one.

Q: I mean. What are your
relations like?

A: All my relations still in Poland.

Q: Is there any infidelity in your marriage?

A: We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

Q: Does your wife beat you up?

A: No, I always up before her.

Q: Why do you want this divorce?

A: She going to kill me.

Q: What makes you think that?

A: I got proof.

Q: What kind of proof?

A: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put in
shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: Polish Remover.

Have a great day everyone.

Von.


Von.

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Registered: 03-19-2003
Wed, 09-13-2006 - 6:48am
Oh that's great Von,
Thanks for the morning laugh :)


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