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| Wed, 09-13-2006 - 1:33am |
A funny to get our day off to a good start.
Polish Divorce
A Polish man moved to Canada and married an Canadian girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well
until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he
could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the
circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
Q: Have you any grounds?
A: Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
Q: No, I me an what is the foundation of this case?
A: It made of concrete.
Q: I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
A: No, we have carport, and not need one.
Q: I mean. What are your
relations like?
A: All my relations still in Poland.
Q: Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
A: We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
Q: Does your wife beat you up?
A: No, I always up before her.
Q: Why do you want this divorce?
A: She going to kill me.
Q: What makes you think that?
A: I got proof.
Q: What kind of proof?
A: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put in
shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: Polish Remover.
Have a great day everyone.
Von.

Thanks for the morning laugh :)