The Washcloth

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The Washcloth
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Thu, 10-12-2006 - 12:59pm

saw this on another board

- I thought you would all appreciate it! :o)

The Washcloth

There is not a woman alive today who won't crack up over this!

I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week.

Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.

As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in 'that area' to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.

I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.

Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?"

I didn't respond.

After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal ... some shopping, cleaning, cooking, etc. After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?" I told her to get another one from the cupboard She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it."


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In reply to: breezeyone
Thu, 10-12-2006 - 1:41pm
LOL,
A good one Breezy :)


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In reply to: breezeyone
Thu, 10-12-2006 - 7:21pm
That's a hoot! Love it!

 

 Katz

 

 

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Registered: 09-12-2003
In reply to: breezeyone
Fri, 10-13-2006 - 1:13am
ROFLMAO
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In reply to: breezeyone
Sun, 10-15-2006 - 8:05am
LOL


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Registered: 09-01-2003
In reply to: breezeyone
Sun, 10-15-2006 - 12:23pm
roflmao...to funny ! thanks for the chuckle :O)
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Registered: 11-08-2004
In reply to: breezeyone
Sun, 10-15-2006 - 2:18pm
I have to send this to my friend's sister who is becoming an OB/GYN doctor!!!

Heidi

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