Signs of shopping with a bored husband.

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Registered: 03-22-2005
Signs of shopping with a bored husband.
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Sun, 10-29-2006 - 12:46am

SIGNS OF SHOPPING WITH A BORED HUSBAND!

Did you ever wonder what a husband does while he is in a store waiting on his wife to shop?

Check out the following letter|.

Dear Mrs. Fenton,

Our store is considering banning your family from ever shopping with us again, unless your husband stops his antics. Below is a list of offenses over the past few months... all verified by our surveillance cameras.

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in Housewares!"...and watched what happened.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. September 15: Set up a camping tent in the sporting goods department, and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the Bedding department.

8. September 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry and asks "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, and picked his nose.

10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.

11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. December 6: In the auto department, practiced his "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
...and; last, but not least…

15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door and waited a while; then, yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

Von.

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Registered: 03-19-2003
Sun, 10-29-2006 - 12:48am
Another great one Von,
Love these .. thanks for sharing :)

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Registered: 03-22-2005
Sun, 10-29-2006 - 12:56am

Your very welcome Hugs,happy you enjoy them.

Von.

Von.

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Registered: 08-30-2004
Sun, 10-29-2006 - 1:26pm
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