Italian Garden

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Registered: 03-22-2005
Italian Garden
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Mon, 10-30-2006 - 1:53am

An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He

wanted to dig his tomato garden, but it was very hard

work as the ground was hard.

His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in

prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and

described his predicament.

Dear Vincent,

I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't

be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just

getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If

you were here, I know you would dig

the plot for me.

Love, Dad

A few days later he received a letter from his son.

Dear Dad,

Don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the

BODIES.

Love, Vinnie

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local

police arrived and dug up the entire area without

finding any bodies. They apologized

to the old man and left. That same day the old man

received another letter from his son.

Dear Dad,

Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now.

That's the best I could do under the circumstances.

Love, Vinnie

Von.

iVillage Member
Registered: 09-12-2003
In reply to: gal_vony2
Mon, 10-30-2006 - 6:31am
I'll try
iVillage Member
Registered: 03-19-2003
In reply to: gal_vony2
Mon, 10-30-2006 - 9:20am
Too cute Von,
Thanks as always :)

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Registered: 11-08-2004
In reply to: gal_vony2
Mon, 10-30-2006 - 10:01am
LOL

Heidi

see my pet rats below?  they are so cute and sweet.

 

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iVillage Member
Registered: 04-21-2006
In reply to: gal_vony2
Mon, 10-30-2006 - 1:15pm
thanks for the giggle
Ha
iVillage Member
Registered: 08-30-2004
In reply to: gal_vony2
Tue, 10-31-2006 - 1:57am
LOL good one!!
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