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| Mon, 10-30-2006 - 1:53am |
An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He
wanted to dig his tomato garden, but it was very hard
work as the ground was hard.
His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in
prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and
described his predicament.
Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't
be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just
getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If
you were here, I know you would dig
the plot for me.
Love, Dad
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Dad,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the
BODIES.
Love, Vinnie
At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local
police arrived and dug up the entire area without
finding any bodies. They apologized
to the old man and left. That same day the old man
received another letter from his son.
Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now.
That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love, Vinnie

Thanks as always :)
Heidi
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