Short Funnies.

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Registered: 03-22-2005
Short Funnies.
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Wed, 11-22-2006 - 10:09am

"I am not available right now, but thank you
for caring enough to call. I am making
some changes in my life. Please leave a
message after the beep. If I do not
return your call, you are one
of the changes."
~~~~~

At pilots training back in the
Air Corps they taught us,

"Always try to keep the number of
landings you make equal to the number
of take offs you make."
~~~~~
Aspire to inspire before you expire.
~~~~~


My wife and I had words,

but I didn't get to use mine.
~~~~~

Frustration is trying to find your
glasses without your glasses.
~~~~~

Blessed are those who can give
without remembering and
take without forgetting.
~~~~~
The irony of life is that, by the time you're
old enough to know your way around,
you're not going anywhere.

~~~~~
God made man before woman so as
to give him time to think of an
answer for her first question.
~~~~~

I was always taught to respect my elders,

But it keeps getting harder to find one.
~~~~~

Every morning is the
dawn of a new error.

Von.

Von.

iVillage Member
Registered: 03-19-2003
In reply to: gal_vony2
Wed, 11-22-2006 - 1:13pm
Good ones Von,
Appreciate you sharing as always :)


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