Funny for Tuesday

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Registered: 03-22-2005
Funny for Tuesday
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Tue, 12-05-2006 - 2:26am
Medicare Coverage in a Nutshell
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello."


"Mrs. Ward, please."


"Speaking."


"Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory. When
your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy
from another Mr. Ward arrived as well, and we are now uncertain which one
is your husband's. Frankly the results are either bad or terrible."


"What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asks nervously.


"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other
one tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell which is your husband's."


"That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Ward.


"Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests
one time."


"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"


"The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off
somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't have sex
with him."


Von.

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Registered: 03-19-2003
Tue, 12-05-2006 - 10:08am
Cute Von,
Thanks for the morning smile :)

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Registered: 01-26-2006
Tue, 12-05-2006 - 11:55am

LOL (laughed out loud). Funny and "clean" at the same time ;-)

Eva

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