Wishing you a Cherry Mistmas! LOL

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Registered: 09-12-2003
Wishing you a Cherry Mistmas! LOL
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Tue, 12-19-2006 - 11:01am

Seaons Greetings: hope you enjoy the following recipe for Christmas Cake.


Tequila Christmas Cake

1 cup water
1 tsp. baking soda
1 cup sugar
1 tsp. salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle tequila
2 cups dried fruit

Sample the tequila to check quality. (I already sampled it.....several times to check the quality)

Take a large bowl, check the tequila again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

Repeat.

Turn on the electric mixer.

Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.

At this point its best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try Another cup...just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit up off the floor.

Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something.

Check the tequila.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window.

Finish the tequila and wipe counter with the cat.


Cherry Mistmas! 



 
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Registered: 10-12-2010
Tue, 12-19-2006 - 11:29am
Sounds good to me! But you forgot the cherries. ;o)

 

 Katz

 

 

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Registered: 03-19-2003
Tue, 12-19-2006 - 11:42am
LOL .. if only :)
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Registered: 06-30-2004
Tue, 12-19-2006 - 1:42pm
Gotta try that ...lol...

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~ * thank you Anita * ~

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Registered: 01-04-2005
Tue, 12-19-2006 - 2:16pm
Yum my favorite only wish I could have some...

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Registered: 06-02-2003
Tue, 12-19-2006 - 2:29pm
LOL

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Registered: 08-30-2004
Tue, 12-19-2006 - 2:51pm

ROFL

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Tue, 12-19-2006 - 7:08pm

LOL-

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Registered: 09-12-2003
Wed, 12-20-2006 - 8:59am
with that amount of tequila in my bloodstream, who needs cherries!
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Registered: 08-30-2004
Wed, 12-20-2006 - 3:00pm
LOL
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