Christmas Carols for the Psychiacally Ch

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Thu, 12-21-2006 - 8:53pm

Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged

1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are

3. Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic ---Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and .

6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

8. Full Personality Disorder-- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why

9. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells...

10. Agoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House

11. Senile Dementia --- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My Slippers and Robe

12. Oppositional Defiant Disorder --- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House

Von.

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Thu, 12-21-2006 - 8:58pm
LOL
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Thu, 12-21-2006 - 10:18pm

LOL


Too cute Von,
Thanks for the laugh :)



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Registered: 11-08-2004
Thu, 12-21-2006 - 11:33pm
This really made me laugh out loud!

Heidi

see my pet rats below?  they are so cute and sweet.

 

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Fri, 12-22-2006 - 9:07am
LOL! I can relate to a few of these!

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Registered: 09-12-2003
Fri, 12-22-2006 - 12:50pm
thanks for sharing..... toooooo funny.
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Fri, 12-22-2006 - 2:13pm

LOL !! Funny stuff

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