Best Christmas cookie ever!!
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| Fri, 12-22-2006 - 1:06am |
>>My favorite Christmas cookie recipe
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>>1 cup of water
>>1 tsp. baking soda
>>1 cup of sugar
>>1 tsp. salt
>>1 cup of brown sugar
>>lemon juice
>>4 large eggs
>>1 cup nuts
>>2 cups of dried fruit
>>1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
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>>Sample the Cuervo to check quality.
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>>Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the
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>>highest quality.
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>>Pour one level cup and drink.
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>>Turn on the electric mixer.
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>>Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
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>>Add one teaspoon of sugar.
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>>Beat again.
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>>At this point, it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK. Try
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>>another cup...just in case.
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>>Turn off the mixerer thingy.
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>>Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
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>>Pick the frigging fruit off floor.
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>>Mix on the turner.
>>If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose
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>>with a drewscriver.
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>>Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
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>>Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet.
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>>Check the Jose Cuervo.
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>>Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
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>>Add one table.
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>>Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
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>>Greash the oven.
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>>Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
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>>Don't forget to beat off the turner.
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>>Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and
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>>Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
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>>CHERRY MISTMAS
Von.
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Heidi
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