Saturday funny.

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Saturday funny.
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Sat, 12-23-2006 - 3:10am

MAN Of THE HOUSE!

The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be The Man Of Your House."

He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word
is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you wi ll serve me a scrumptious dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want.

Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Afterwards, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

The wife replied,
"The funeral director would be my first guess."

Von.

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Registered: 03-19-2003
In reply to: gal_vony2
Sat, 12-23-2006 - 11:09am
Loved it Von :)


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In reply to: gal_vony2
Sat, 12-23-2006 - 1:17pm
lmao oh man you guys are cracking me up today ;)
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In reply to: gal_vony2
Sat, 12-23-2006 - 1:26pm
oh