Funny (Old Man)

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Registered: 03-22-2005
Funny (Old Man)
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Mon, 01-15-2007 - 8:24pm

A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.

"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said.
What's your secret for a long happy life?"

"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said.

"I also do a gram of Charlie a day, a spiff every night, a case of whisky a week, eat junk food, and never exercise, and do pills on the weekend."

"That's amazing," said the woman, "how old are you?'

"Twenty-six."

Von.

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Registered: 03-19-2003
In reply to: gal_vony2
Tue, 01-16-2007 - 12:01am
As always a good one Von :)
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