What NOT to write on a Valentine's card

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Registered: 03-14-2007
What NOT to write on a Valentine's card
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Sat, 02-07-2009 - 11:31am

What should you NOT write on a Valentine's Day card?


Here's some ideas..I did not make these up.....


Roses are Red,
Violets are blue
I have Alzheimers
Violets are blue.


If life was an oyster
You'd be the slimy clam
If life was the internet
You'd be the stupid spam
If life was an ocean
You'd be the oil spill
If my life was to be with you
I'd be writing my will


 Today is our day, but I wanna date other people tomorrow.


 Dear...um, what was your name again..I love you.


Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You and me,
are finally thru.
Have a great day!


Anyone have any ideas of your own?? Oh, do tell..LOL!!


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Registered: 01-18-2003
Sat, 02-07-2009 - 1:43pm
Those are funny...can't think of anything to add....I'll give it some serious thought today and maybe come up with something later:-)
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Registered: 09-12-2003
Sat, 02-07-2009 - 2:51pm

roses are red
violets are blue
I bought a monkey
that looks just like you.


roses are red
violets are blue
I'm spending the day
happy without you.

iVillage Member
Registered: 08-01-2004
Sat, 02-07-2009 - 8:31pm

Those are funny. It gives me an idea for another post! ;