Oh so true!!!!!!
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| Wed, 02-25-2009 - 7:12pm |
BBQ RULES
>>
>> We are about to enter the summer and BBQ season. Therefore
>> it is
>> important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this
>> sublime
>> outdoor cooking activity, as it's the only type of
>> cooking a 'real' man
>> will do, probably because there is an element of danger
>> involved.
>>
>> When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of
>> events are
>> put into motion:
>>
>> Routine...
>>
>> (1) The woman buys the food.
>> (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and
>> makes
>> dessert.
>> (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a
>> tray along
>> with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes
>> it to the man
>> who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
>>
>> Here comes the important part:
>>
>> (4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
>>
>> More routine....
>>
>> (5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and
>> cutlery.
>> (6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is
>> burning. He
>> thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he
>> deals with
>> the situation.
>>
>> Important again:
>>
>> (7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO
>> THE WOMAN.
>>
>> More routine....
>>
>> (8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils,
>> napkins,
>> sauces, and brings them to the table.
>> (9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the
>> dishes.
>>
>> And most important of all:
>> (10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his
>> cooking efforts.
>> (11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed 'her night
>> off.' And, upon
>> seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's
>> just no pleasing
>> some women....
>>
Von.
>>

Granny to Caleb and Scotia
They need to do barbecue the way John and I do...we use catered foods!! LOL!! He picked the meat & rolls up and we went together to the deli to get the salads and stuff. John and I and his sister who was the first one to arrive, put the foods in nice