Jesus is Coming? Don’t Swallow That.
I'm laughing so hard I'm crying!
“Worship Me or I Will Torture You Forever. Have a Nice Day.” God.
But here are some others that I found:No one has been stoned to death by atheists.No one has ever been burned at the stake by atheists.Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings.(Personally, I think it's a bit too soon for "fly into building" jokes, though.)Smite me.God works in mysterious, ineffective, and breathtakingly cruel ways.Praise the Big Bang!If we're all in God's image, why aren't we omnipresent, omnipotent, apathetic, invisible dudes?The Real 7 Deadly sins: apathy, cruelty, duplicity, hypocrasy, false morality, abuse of power, cultivated ignoranceNonSupernaturalistSave your breath. I'm an atheist.Do Good For Goodness Sake. Atheist doesn't mean Amoral.Atheism is not a claim. It is the rejection of a claim.
Anyway, Love these,Karen
Thanks for sharing!
>> If we're all in God's image, why aren't we omnipresent, omnipotent, apathetic, invisible dudes? <<
I used this on another board yesterday, pretty much killed the debate.