Power Perks

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Power Perks
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Tue, 10-06-2009 - 12:35pm

Three elderly ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand in front of the refrigerator and can't remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich."


The second lady chimed in, "Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can't remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down."


The third one responded, "Well, I'm glad I don't have that problem; knock on wood." As she rapped her knuckles on the table, she said, "That must be the door, I'll get it!"


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Tue, 10-06-2009 - 10:05pm

Thanks for sharing this Jen. What a powerful message!

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Registered: 07-16-2004
Tue, 10-06-2009 - 10:31pm

I am glad you like it Angie. I forgot I had this book. So keep your eyes open. i will be posting more from it.

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Registered: 07-16-2004
Thu, 10-08-2009 - 4:25pm

Power Perks: A Sip of Hope and Humor


A young woman walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan officer. She said that she was going to Europe on business for two weeks and needed to borrow five thousand dollars.

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