Dateline..Depression....please read!

So yesterday I was talking to someone about depression and she said that I am always in "good humor." So if course I thought of ice cream (but seriously folks).....humor is actually a sign of depression. Well... the use of humor to mask your real take on the world. Wow, have I got a big mask (watch out Shaq!)! Anyway, yesterday I saw on TV the dude who did the "you know you are a redneck when..."

And today it came to me:

You know you are depressed when:

I want everyone down in the dumps or having a good day to contribute! You have to be able to summons up one chuckle for yourself and for the board. So you know....I am looking into the being a CL...so someday you will have to yeild to my suggestions officially (evil laugh!-----hahahahaha!).

OK here are mine:

You know you are depressed when:

1. Your biggest goal of the day is to clean the silverware in your sink, not the boat load of dishes.

2. When showers are something that only happens in April.

3. When you use love the fact that your meds make you drowsy, giving you an EXCUSE to stay in bed ALL day.

OK! Now yours....

I know some of you may not be able to do this. But if enough of us post, maybe one person who feels really bad may summons a smile. By the way, your face does not crack if you smile on a bad day, contrary to popular folk law.

I know we have awesome funny ladies here...no worries if you can't think of any. Repeat your take on the shower one...lord know enough of us have confessed to that one. (lol). I can't wait to see them all! Thanks! Lisa-)