Here's a little chuckle for you

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Registered: 04-09-2003
Here's a little chuckle for you
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Fri, 08-06-2004 - 11:46am
Each year the Washington Post's Style Invitational asks readers to take

any word from the

dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter and

supply a new definition.

Here are the 2001 winners:



Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you

realize it was your money

to start with.



Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.



Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of

getting laid.

Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person

who doesn't get it.

Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.



Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.



Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (this one got extra credit)



Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really

bad vibes, right? And

then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.



Glibido: All talk and no action.

Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they

come at you rapidly.

And, the pick of the literature:



Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an a**hole.


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Registered: 11-18-2003
Fri, 08-06-2004 - 1:37pm
Very cute and very funny thanks for sharring I really needed that today...

Thanks

Erin