Here's a little chuckle for you
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Here's a little chuckle for you
| Fri, 08-06-2004 - 11:46am |
Each year the Washington Post's Style Invitational asks readers to take
any word from the
dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter and
supply a new definition.
Here are the 2001 winners:
Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you
realize it was your money
to start with.
Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of
getting laid.
any word from the
dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter and
supply a new definition.
Here are the 2001 winners:
Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you
realize it was your money
to start with.
Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of
getting laid.
Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person
who doesn't get it.
Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (this one got extra credit)
Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really
bad vibes, right? And
then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
Glibido: All talk and no action.
Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they
come at you rapidly.
And, the pick of the literature:
Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an a**hole.

Thanks
Erin