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Wed, 06-04-2008 - 4:26pm

Ok I saw this list on another board, but I figure it'd be fun bring it over here.


So I've lost an average Newborn (I'm a mom, what!?) and the total I want to lose is a small bale of hay - for I want to get down to between a newborn giraffe and the average amount of potatoes an average American eats per year!  LOL


I'm sorry, but this is so much better than numbers.


The list is below if you wanna do it too, or just check it out:


1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human’s skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average house cat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs 
16 pounds = a sperm whale’s brain
20 pounds = an automobile tire
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephant’s heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephant’s genitals (yep, weights more than his heart!)
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11”)
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she’s 5’4”)
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman
400 pounds = a Welsh pony

~~Rain

"With One Step At A Time, The World Will Be Traveled."



Enjoy the Simple.






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Wed, 06-04-2008 - 4:37pm

LOL, I love this!


I lost 1 Aiden and 1 World's largest ball of tape, LOL!


and I would liken to lose a human head...ROFL...but not my own! ;)








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Wed, 06-04-2008 - 4:51pm
This is awesome! I have lost an average 2 year old and a guinea pig, but I still have almost a cinder block to go!!! :o)

Challenge!!!

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Wed, 06-04-2008 - 4:52pm

This cracked me up!!!

I started about the size of Arnold Schwarzenegger + a newborn baby. So far, I've lost the amount of an elephant's genitals + an ostrich egg! I still need to lose a two year old + a human brain- haha!! And if I could lose as much as the average American eats in cheese in one year, I'd be made!!


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Wed, 06-04-2008 - 5:36pm

LOL! I am ROFLMBO at these!!!


Too funny!






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Wed, 06-04-2008 - 6:50pm

That is a cool list that you found.

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Mon, 06-09-2008 - 10:33am
ROFL! I've lost a chihuahua!! I still have a cinder block + a house cat to go!

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Wed, 06-18-2008 - 9:55am

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Wed, 06-18-2008 - 1:01pm

That list is too funny!

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Wed, 06-18-2008 - 3:28pm
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Thu, 06-19-2008 - 4:28pm

This is very funny and puts things into perspective.


So far I've lost a rack of baby back ribs and a Chihuahua (many times over) and my goal is chemical additives an American consumes each year - which I'm

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