Holiday Amusing stories

THis one made us all laugh. MY son Jonathon(age 6) has a very dry sense of humor. HE takes after my husband. Anyways, while we were opening gifts, he kept getting the boring stuff like gloves,underwear, socks etc and the other kids had opend some funner items. He never said a word, but he had this look on his face wondering if he was going to get any toys or not. FInally he opened a pair of jeans(that he desperately needed) and then proceeded to pretend like he was fainting and then layed on the floor all sprawled out. We laughed so hard.