HUMP DAY HUMOR FOR YA:)

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Registered: 03-24-2003
HUMP DAY HUMOR FOR YA:)
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Wed, 09-17-2003 - 9:00am
Top Ten Things Only Women Understand

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10. Why it's good to have five pairs of black shoes.

9. The difference between cream, ivory and off-white.

8. Crying can be fun.

7. Fat Clothes.

6. A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae make a balanced

lunch.

5. Why discovering a designer dress on the clearance rack can be

considered a peak life experience.

4. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.

3. A good man might be hard to find,

but a good hairdresser is next to impossible.

2. Why a phone call between two women never lasts under ten

minutes.

AND THE NUMBER ONE THING ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND:

1. OTHER WOMEN!

* Stel *

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Registered: 03-26-2003
Wed, 09-17-2003 - 9:15am
OH I absolutely love it!! Thanks for the share :)

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Registered: 03-25-2003
Wed, 09-17-2003 - 10:35am
Good one Stel!!!

~~~ Mae~~~
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Registered: 03-19-2003
Wed, 09-17-2003 - 10:38am


>> A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae make a balanced

lunch

**Makes perfect sense to me ;D

>>The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.

**Now isn't that often the truth?

Lol, Thanks Stel for the morning laugh. :) Have a great day hon.

~Golly

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Registered: 03-27-2003
Wed, 09-17-2003 - 12:24pm
! ! ! Ain't THAT the truth ! ! !

~~tracy

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Registered: 04-04-2002
Wed, 09-17-2003 - 2:11pm
>>8. Crying can be fun.

**and it sure can make you feel fantastic afterwards. Funny how that works :) Thanks Stel. Hil

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Registered: 03-19-2003
Wed, 09-17-2003 - 7:27pm
Excellent Stel!

Thanks for these, LOL

Hard to choose just one .. so I will say I agree with them all :)

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