great joke from my son

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Registered: 03-25-2003
great joke from my son
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Sat, 09-20-2003 - 12:11pm
A preacher wakes up sunday morning goes out to the porch and thinks what a great day for fishing. weather is perfect. Well after a while he call his friend to have him preach mass for him.

Well after a day on the lake fishing he has not caught a thing not even a minnow. So walking back to the truck he thinks it is only right to not catch anything since he did not preach. he bowed out on the lord and as such dosent deserve to catch anything.

While he is packing his stuff into the truck he hears a noise behind him he turns to see a very large hungry grisley bear. He starts to pray closing his eyes folding his hands he says

"Dear lord I pray that this bear is a christian " he says over and over finally he opens his eyes and the bear still standing over him has his paws folded praying

"dear lord thank you for this meal I am about to recive"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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Registered: 03-19-2003
Sat, 09-20-2003 - 5:21pm


Good one Mary!

Thanks for the share :)

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Registered: 10-16-2002
Sat, 09-20-2003 - 9:59pm
Ditto, thanks, Mary!

Yogi

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Registered: 03-19-2003
Sat, 09-20-2003 - 10:26pm


Rofl, I can just see that bear now, lol. Thanks for the laugh Mary. :D

~Golly