For Those Who Love Playing on Words

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Registered: 09-25-2003
For Those Who Love Playing on Words
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Tue, 10-07-2003 - 11:57am

ENJOY!!!!!!


Words For all you lexiophiles (lovers of words):
>
> 1. A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.
> 2. What's the definition of a will? It's a dead giveaway.
> 3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
> 4. A backward poet writes inverse.
> 5. In democracy it's your vote that counts; In feudalism it's your count
> that votes.
> 6. She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.
> 7. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
> 8. If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
> 9. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
> 10. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat
> minor.
> 11. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
> 12. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
> 13. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum
> Blownapart.
> 14. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
> 15. Local Area Network in Australia : the LAN down under.
> 16. He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
> 17. Every calendar's days are numbered.
> 18. A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours and 'taint mine.
> 19. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
> 20. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
> 21. A plateau is a high form of flattery.
> 22. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at
> large.
> 23. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
> 24. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
> 25. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine .
> 26. When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd
> dye.
> 27. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
> 28. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
> 29. Acupuncture is a jab well done.
> 30. Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.
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> No trees were killed in the sending of this message.
> However a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.
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Barb


To be a Gardener is to believe in tomorrow

  
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Registered: 03-19-2003
Tue, 10-07-2003 - 1:29pm
Lol, loved it Barb. Thanks and passing it on. ;)

~Golly~

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Registered: 04-04-2002
Tue, 10-07-2003 - 2:53pm
My kinda stuff, , thanks Barb, Hilary
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Registered: 03-27-2003
Tue, 10-07-2003 - 3:01pm

I love that!!


That's getting printed!(lol)


Thanks Barb


HUgs,
tracy


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Registered: 03-19-2003
Tue, 10-07-2003 - 6:32pm
Fun stuff Barb ..
Thanks for taking the time and sharing it here with us :)

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