HUMP DAY HUMOR FOR YA!
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HUMP DAY HUMOR FOR YA!
| Wed, 10-08-2003 - 9:30am |
Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his butt.
"If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?"
"I regret I cannot" lamented the first Arab. "It is permanently stuck in my butt."
"I do not understand", said the other.
The first Arab says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in American flag attire with white beard and top hat came boiling out. He said, "I am Uncle Sam, the genie. I can grant you one wish."
I said, "No sh*t?"
GOD BLESS AMERICA!!

WHere did you get that one!(lol)
Thats funny!
ROFLOL!!
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Definitely need it about now :)