HUMP DAY HUMOR FOR YA!

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Registered: 03-24-2003
HUMP DAY HUMOR FOR YA!
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Wed, 10-08-2003 - 9:30am
Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his butt.

"If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?"

"I regret I cannot" lamented the first Arab. "It is permanently stuck in my butt."

"I do not understand", said the other.

The first Arab says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in American flag attire with white beard and top hat came boiling out. He said, "I am Uncle Sam, the genie. I can grant you one wish."

I said, "No sh*t?"

GOD BLESS AMERICA!!

* Stel *

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Registered: 03-27-2003
Wed, 10-08-2003 - 10:05am

WHere did you get that one!(lol)


Thats funny!

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Registered: 04-04-2002
Wed, 10-08-2003 - 3:29pm
Hey Stel, that's rude. I am shocked <> I thought you were such a nice girl! Hilary
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Registered: 03-25-2003
Wed, 10-08-2003 - 4:18pm

ROFLOL!!

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Registered: 03-19-2003
Wed, 10-08-2003 - 5:59pm
Thanks for the laugh Stel ..
Definitely need it about now :)

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Registered: 09-25-2003
Wed, 10-08-2003 - 11:18pm
ROFL--ROFL--ROFL--ROFL