* HUMP DAY HUMOR FOR YA *

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Registered: 10-18-2003
* HUMP DAY HUMOR FOR YA *
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Wed, 10-22-2003 - 6:49am
Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman.

Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the
repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat.

Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail
you a check.

Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog.
He won't bother you.

But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances,
talk to my parrot!"

"I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"

When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following
day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has
ever seen.  But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on
the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.

The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his
incessant yelling, cursing and name calling.

Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and
yelled,

"Shut up, you stupid ugly bird!"  To which the parrot replied,

"Get him, Spike!"


 Peace ~ SoStella 
              
            


 

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Registered: 03-19-2003
Wed, 10-22-2003 - 9:35am
That's a great one Stel, LOL!
Thanks for the laugh this morning :)

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Registered: 03-19-2003
Wed, 10-22-2003 - 9:46am
Lol, good one Stel. :D Thanks!

~Golly~

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Registered: 03-27-2003
Wed, 10-22-2003 - 11:08am

THAT WAS GREAT!!


THanks Stel!!!!


~~tracy


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Registered: 04-04-2002
Wed, 10-22-2003 - 2:40pm
10/10 Thanks Bud. Hilary