*SEASONAL* HUMP DAY HUMOR FOR YA !
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| Wed, 10-29-2003 - 6:09am |
A cab driver picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver
won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring and he replies,
"I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."
"My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and
have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just
about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that
I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." "Well, let's see
what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be
a Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm
Catholic too!" "OK, pull into the next alley," the nun says.
He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My
dear child," said the nun, "why are you crying?" "Forgive me sister, but I
have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and I'm a Baptist." The nun
says, "That's OK, I'm on the way to a Halloween party, and my name is Kevin."
Peace ~ SoStella

LOVE IT!!!(lol)
~~tracy
That was great!
Thanks :)
~Golly~