*SEASONAL* HUMP DAY HUMOR FOR YA !

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Registered: 10-18-2003
*SEASONAL* HUMP DAY HUMOR FOR YA !
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Wed, 10-29-2003 - 6:09am

A cab driver picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver
won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring and he replies,
"I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."

"My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and
have  been  a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just
about  everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that
I would  find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."  "Well, let's see
what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and  #2, you must be
a Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm
Catholic too!"  "OK, pull into the next alley," the nun says.
He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy.

But when they get back on the  road, the cab driver starts crying. "My
dear child," said the nun, "why are you crying?"  "Forgive me sister, but I
have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married  and I'm a Baptist." The nun
says,  "That's OK, I'm on the way to a Halloween party, and my name is Kevin."



 Peace ~ SoStella 
              
            


 

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Registered: 03-27-2003
Wed, 10-29-2003 - 7:34am

LOVE IT!!!(lol)


~~tracy


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Registered: 03-19-2003
Wed, 10-29-2003 - 9:28am
Where do you find this stuff, LOL
That was great!
Thanks :)

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Registered: 03-19-2003
Wed, 10-29-2003 - 10:06am
Lol, too much, lololol Thanks Stel. :D

~Golly~

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Registered: 04-04-2002
Wed, 10-29-2003 - 11:24am
Nothing like a good laugh in the early a.m. Thanks Stel, Hilary