I'd love to see the holding back a serious smirk expression on Kim's face watching them search and find it... actually, both your expressions would be priceless.
I had to pick up kballu (former host of a foodie board) and lavender_grl in Montreal, bring them back here, and then we all flew to smiely's birthday festivities... we get to the border, and wouldn't ya know we have the one border guard who is on a mission. I crossed 11 times last year, and he was the only one who was on a mission.
Anyway, he asks where we are from. Ooh... Montreal, Toronto, and... NH? How can this be? None of us want to say we met originally on iV, so... we mumble something about meeting through friends. He looks more suspicious. Terrorists 3. There's me... sweet, innocent, and lovable but a... trannie, though he did not know that there is the 24 year old kballu, what with her dyed hair, and there is lav... 22, naturalised Canadian, originally from South Africa, and she still has an accent.
"Where are ya going?" We tell him Florida. "When are ya comin' back?" Monday. "How can ya get to Florida and back by Monday?" (it's Thursday) We are all thinking... "ever hear of a plane?" but we just say we are flying. "Can I see your itinerary?" Lav and kballu scramble to produce the documents.
"Open the trunk." Geesh. It has to be lav, she is such an evil looking person!
I open the trunk. "who's bags are these?" I point to mine... that is mine, that one is kballu's, and lav has hers in the car. He opens kballu's bag... and I'd forgotten, but when his hand came out with it, you don't know how very hard it was for me not to lose it right then and there, thought sure I was going to snort. kballu wanted to tease lav and kowski when we were in the hotel, so she had picked up a roll of yellow "caution" tape... this idiot probably thought for a second it was all part of our evil plot. He looked at it, I told him it was for a joke on someone, he put it back and let us go. As we drove away, the car exploded in laughter.
You know, I know little about this subject. I'm not worldly and haven't travelled much in my lifetime. However, I was lucky enough this past February to have my first flight from Charlotte to Ft Lauderdale. Leaving Charlotte wasn't too bad. But, on our way out of Ft Lauderdale, as I passed through the security point, the lady said, "Stop and don't touch anything." I was scared that I had accidently done something wrong. She pulled out my underware! It was so embarrassing! I mean, I purchase decent underware, you know. Jockey for Her and Hane's for Her Sport Briefs. However, those garments cover a very private area of my body, and I didn't want everyone around seeing my underware! So, to me, that was just as embarrassing as if someone would have seen a sex toy. I was dressed in Levi jeans and a Levi jean jacket. I hardly think it had anything to do with my attire. I'm really not sure why I was searched.
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Well, your uncle, like the vast majority of people who fly in this country, had absolutely no agenda other than to get from point A to point B.
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I think I'll be leaving my toys at home if I fly anywhere anytime soon! Sheesh! Don't they have bigger security issues to worry about???
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Well, I'm glad you didn't have any problems Kathy.
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roflololol!
OMG Raye!
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Anyway, he asks where we are from. Ooh... Montreal, Toronto, and... NH? How can this be? None of us want to say we met originally on iV, so... we mumble something about meeting through friends. He looks more suspicious. Terrorists 3. There's me... sweet, innocent, and lovable but a... trannie, though he did not know that there is the 24 year old kballu, what with her dyed hair, and there is lav... 22, naturalised Canadian, originally from South Africa, and she still has an accent.
"Where are ya going?" We tell him Florida. "When are ya comin' back?" Monday. "How can ya get to Florida and back by Monday?" (it's Thursday) We are all thinking... "ever hear of a plane?" but we just say we are flying. "Can I see your itinerary?" Lav and kballu scramble to produce the documents.
"Open the trunk." Geesh. It has to be lav, she is such an evil looking person!
I open the trunk. "who's bags are these?" I point to mine... that is mine, that one is kballu's, and lav has hers in the car. He opens kballu's bag... and I'd forgotten, but when his hand came out with it, you don't know how very hard it was for me not to lose it right then and there, thought sure I was going to snort. kballu wanted to tease lav and kowski when we were in the hotel, so she had picked up a roll of yellow "caution" tape... this idiot probably thought for a second it was all part of our evil plot. He looked at it, I told him it was for a joke on someone, he put it back and let us go. As we drove away, the car exploded in laughter.
HA!
CL-Nursepam2000 aka
You know, I know little about this subject. I'm not worldly and haven't travelled much in my lifetime. However, I was lucky enough this past February to have my first flight from Charlotte to Ft Lauderdale. Leaving Charlotte wasn't too bad. But, on our way out of Ft Lauderdale, as I passed through the security point, the lady said, "Stop and don't touch anything." I was scared that I had accidently done something wrong. She pulled out my underware! It was so embarrassing! I mean, I purchase decent underware, you know. Jockey for Her and Hane's for Her Sport Briefs. However, those garments cover a very private area of my body, and I didn't want everyone around seeing my underware! So, to me, that was just as embarrassing as if someone would have seen a sex toy. I was dressed in Levi jeans and a Levi jean jacket. I hardly think it had anything to do with my attire. I'm really not sure why I was searched.
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Franco Harris of the Pittsburgh Steelers in 197
LOL!
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