Last night at dinner...

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Last night at dinner...
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Fri, 10-08-2004 - 10:55am

there was the pink haired *maybe* dyke.


But also...


Ok, as you all should know (its in my profile!), I can knot cherry stems with my tongue. So we are ALL having dinner last night, and I had a couple of cosmo's - and they came with a cherry.


So naturally after I drank each one, I had to knot the cherry stem.


Amanda was quite impressed, I must say.


So then, after I did the second one, she was asking how to do it. So I tried to explain how you had to do it, how to fold it and all that stuff.


And then she asked....


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if I did any tongue exercises!


LOL!


OMG, I about lost it on that one. Well as soon as she said it, it hit her just WHAT she was asking and WHO she was asking it of. It didn't help that Kim got this really wicked smirk in eyes. Amanda turned to her and said Mom! Do not answer that! We all ended up laughing ~ and I did not answer that question. LOLOL!


~C

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Fri, 10-08-2004 - 11:00am
lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

A former cohost of mine (that some here know... Pam, ms kitty, nony, jaydi among others) had her tongue pierced. She is visiting with her parents, they are out walking, and the subject of her piercing came up... her dad says "yanno kiddo, if ya did it right you wouldn't need that thing."


Edited 10/8/2004 12:06 pm ET ET by rayeellen

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Fri, 10-08-2004 - 2:20pm


I would have ended up choking on my food at that point or, I wouldn't have been able to eat anymore due from laughing so hard.

Unbelieveable! LOLOLOLOL!

 


Hugs,


Sebastian


 


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Fri, 10-08-2004 - 2:33pm
Courtney & Kim, THAT is soooooooo funny. Amanda must have been horrified! That kind of thing happens around here once in a while, it's one of those moments that you have to laugh, but feel a little bad for the kid that said it. It happens to my poor daughter way too much, unfortunately for her....but Jen and I have to laugh. Eventually, my DD laughs too! That was a good one, thanks! Sandra

Sandr

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Fri, 10-08-2004 - 9:09pm

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~ ML ~  

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Sat, 10-09-2004 - 1:32am
Haaaaaaa Court... That is a memory you guys will carry, well..........forever!..
Too Funny!..Out of the mouths of babes they say... Although she is very much an intelligent one, Amanda is... (by telling from her mom**Smiles***)even still a babe heehee..."CAT"

 C  >^. A .

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Sat, 10-09-2004 - 1:50am
good idea, there--alright, i'm going to get me a punnet of those cherries...n/t
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Sat, 10-09-2004 - 11:28am

ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!


Lucky Kimmie ;o)

Robin

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Sat, 10-09-2004 - 11:47am
Courtney,

I was laughing my butt off when I read your post!!! What natural talent you have! Kim is a lucky, lucky woman!

Scarlett

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Sat, 10-09-2004 - 10:56pm

Yes, I am a VERY lucky woman... and not just for the reason implied in this thread.

Kim
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Mon, 10-11-2004 - 10:30pm

>blush<


Thanks babe. You are so good to me.


~C