gonna share,but NO laughing,lol

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gonna share,but NO laughing,lol
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Tue, 02-01-2005 - 7:25pm

YES I have been labeled as accident prone ( for starters)
I live in an old house with a cast iron tub......months and months ago...I was in a rush to put up a shower curtain before going to work....I hopped out of tub(almost)more like into the side of the tub and broke my pinky toe,lol...went in almost crying and told mom and gf at the time(now ex) that I had broken it.I am always saying I broke something so they ignored me,when I got home that morning from delivering pizzas,woke her and mom both and they saw my toe was as big as my big toe.funny thing it didn't hurt all night...

well today after work sat around awhile then hurried off to shower to clean up before picking mom up from work(my car died so I drive hers for now)...I dropped the soap....bent down to pick it up and whacked my forehead on a ceramic soap holder so now I have a baseball on my forehead,lol......I was like "oh TOS"...dad came running to the bathroom down to check on me,lol.....ouch......why me,lol.....I am laughing so guess oyu guys can too,no one said I was the sharpest tool in the shed,lol....going to get ice now ,at least the bright side is I now have insurance,bet I will get my money's worth,lol..have a great one,Jo

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Tue, 02-01-2005 - 7:42pm
ok friend just told me not to tell the "real story" so I am editting that to I got it fighting off three guys beating a defenseless woman but good news I got back her purse they took...hey this can go under the unselfish act post right,lol????
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Tue, 02-01-2005 - 7:48pm

OMG I'm having flashbacks! (sorry about your head btw - definitely not laughing. and no, nyquil will not help the pain. take tylenol instead) Yeah, I slipped on something - soap I guess -

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Tue, 02-01-2005 - 7:54pm
LOL@ THE nyquil and you in the shower curtain...I would have died laughing just as I am right now,lol....sorry sadie...poor thing,lol...
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Tue, 02-01-2005 - 8:15pm

No laughing??? Not even a little? How about a snicker? Come on...you can't share a story like that and not let me snicker quietly in the corner!

Actually it sounds like something I would do..."grace" is not my middle name, that's for sure!

Hope your toe and head heal quickly.

Jules

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Tue, 02-01-2005 - 9:06pm

OUCH jo!


So glad you have insurance.. though if you keep it up they may 'drop' you LOL!!


Just kidding!

*hugs ~ Caly

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Tue, 02-01-2005 - 9:21pm
yeah go head laugh at me,lol....My whole family does daily,lol....I laugh at me too...
I liked sadie's story alot too,lol....hey the toe was a long time ago by the way,but I still have the pics,lol.....jo
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Tue, 02-01-2005 - 9:43pm

How's this for dedication or determination?


I was rushing one morning, getting the kids ready before I was to go bowling. I was barefoot and quickly moving in the living room. My foot

 

 

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Tue, 02-01-2005 - 10:07pm

lmao... sorry... ahem


Waaaaaay back in my childhood years, I stepped out of the tub, my left foot slipped, I went down, and my foot rose up... into a corner of a wall, which sent four toes one way and my baby toe the other. I don't remember what I said, but it was something like owie oooo ooo owww ooooch... I covered up and of course my sister wanted to uncover what the noise was all about, so in she came... and burst into tears. Which caused me to burst into laughter (that is sibling dynamics at work, but how can you not laugh when a famous island that blew up 120 years ago is called Krakatoa?) and my dad to put me in the car and bring me to the emergency room. I know my dad was happy because he was talking and muttering and making all kinds of faces, and upon arrival a very nice doctor grabbed my toe and foot as smoooshed them back together. I know he was nice because he told me it would hurt... I don't know what was louder, my "owww!" or the "snap!" of my toe moving back into it's normal place.



In this white wave
I am sinking
In this silence
In this white wave
In this silence I believe
I have seen you in this white wave you are silent
You are breathing in this white wave
I am free


Silence ~ Sarah McLachlan & Delerium




Edited 2/1/2005 10:12 pm ET ET by nellenelle
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Tue, 02-01-2005 - 10:20pm

*Gigi shakes her head slowly and hands Jo some more ice.....

Don't feel bad, Jo, on occasion I hit my broken foot on a rock or sometimes on my wheelchair. And I'm tellin ya! Sometimes it almost brings tears to my eyes! but all I can do is just rub it, and just relax. The pain does go away eventually.

You'll be ok.

 


Hugs,


Sebastian


 


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Tue, 02-01-2005 - 10:44pm
ROFLOL at You and sadie and the other's stories!!!!!! Your stories Ya

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