L Word, Season 3....Re-cap 1st show...
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L Word, Season 3....Re-cap 1st show...
| Mon, 01-09-2006 - 1:29pm |
It seems we are in real time. Six months has passed on the show. It opens with a sceen from back in the 70's, a women's group looking at their privates with mirrors and discussing orgasms and men. One woman makes a pass at another and is turned down. Later in the show, that woman (the one who made the pass, is Jenny's Mother)
Now we are in the present day. Bette and Tina with 6 month old Angelica, are preparing for a visit from a social worker to get approval for Bette to adopt the baby legally. They are all sitting at the planet talking, turns out in the past 6 months, Dana has left Alice and is back with Laura. They are all talking about names to call your private parts when Alice shows up, she gets right in between Laura and Dana and say's "Then you came up with peepers." to Dana. She say's to Dana, "Show me your peeper." and Dana and Laura leave.
The rest of them stay and continue the discussion.
Then Bette and Tina are at home with Kit when the social worker arrives. She is in a wheel chair and very rude and terse and demanding.
She demands help up the steps and tell them to put the baby down and help her. They explain that they are practicing attachment parenting and that the baby has contact at all times with a person. The social worker tells them what ever is attached can always be detactched and to put the baby in the crib. they then tell her they do not have a crib since they are practicing attachment parenting, strike two. While they are inside things just keep going down hill. The house is not baby proofed etc, then mean while they are showing Alice at yoga, she is crying, and meanwhile Helana Peabody is next to Alice. (Helana just came from a fortune teller who told her she would meet a love interest (she also bought a movie studio) the love interest would be back to back then face to face with her and drive a blue car, also would be a brunette.
Hellana turns to Alice to comfort her and soon they are yoga partners standing back to back then face to face, Alice is crying the whole time. She also has been taking prescription drugs for depression due to losing Dana and talked about it on her radio show earlier in the show.
Well, Helana walks Alice to her car and the car is blue. Helana thinks back to the fortune teller and starts repeating everything she was told. Alice looks like crap from crying and is wearing sweat pants and some old pull over shirt.
Her car is a mess. Helena looks perplexed.
Alice figures she needs more pills to help her stop crying and takes more. She is not thinking straight and not seeing very good. She drives off in the car and Dana happens to pull right up to her. Dana tries to lose Alice but Alice gives chase, they are nearly wrecking. Dana calls Alice on the cell phone and asks her if she is crazy. Alice say's " I didn't leave you."
(Dana left 6 months ago to get closure with Laura and still is with Laura)
Finally Dana loses Alice,
Next thing we see Bette and Tina with the social worker still not doing well and we hear a loud crash.
then we hear Alice cussing up a storm outside and she comes in the house blaming the social working for parking her car so far down the drive way etc. The social worker tells Bette and Tina that She will be back next week. they get a second chance but first impressions are hard to overcome.
Now for Jenny...
She has been at her Mom and Step-Dada's getting help for her "sickness" She has her last counseling session. She has met a woman there and they are now together. Jenny's Mom and Step-Dad plan a dinner with a man to fix Jenny up with. Jenny reminds her Mom she is a lesbian. Her Mom blames it on her being "sick".
Jenny is then dancing in a bar with this new woman and then they are in Jenny's room having sex when the parents walk in on them. The step-dad thinks the woman is a man but finds out it is a woman and tells them to leave his house. Oh, back at the Bar the woman agrees to go back to LA with Jenny, so off they go.
Shane had to go to meet Carmen's family. Shane has to act straight. They are told that she grew up in an orphanage and tell her she is part of their family. The mother loves Shane and insists she returns for a religious ceramony for one of the siblings. Shane will have to wear a dress and the Mother makes her put it on. It actually looks ok.
Bette and Tina are in relationship and sex counseling.
Kit was afraid she had a serious illnes and went to her son the doctor to see what was wrong, turns out she is in menopause. They are now all back at the planet talking at the end of the show and the topic gets back to names for your privates again. The End!
Now we are in the present day. Bette and Tina with 6 month old Angelica, are preparing for a visit from a social worker to get approval for Bette to adopt the baby legally. They are all sitting at the planet talking, turns out in the past 6 months, Dana has left Alice and is back with Laura. They are all talking about names to call your private parts when Alice shows up, she gets right in between Laura and Dana and say's "Then you came up with peepers." to Dana. She say's to Dana, "Show me your peeper." and Dana and Laura leave.
The rest of them stay and continue the discussion.
Then Bette and Tina are at home with Kit when the social worker arrives. She is in a wheel chair and very rude and terse and demanding.
She demands help up the steps and tell them to put the baby down and help her. They explain that they are practicing attachment parenting and that the baby has contact at all times with a person. The social worker tells them what ever is attached can always be detactched and to put the baby in the crib. they then tell her they do not have a crib since they are practicing attachment parenting, strike two. While they are inside things just keep going down hill. The house is not baby proofed etc, then mean while they are showing Alice at yoga, she is crying, and meanwhile Helana Peabody is next to Alice. (Helana just came from a fortune teller who told her she would meet a love interest (she also bought a movie studio) the love interest would be back to back then face to face with her and drive a blue car, also would be a brunette.
Hellana turns to Alice to comfort her and soon they are yoga partners standing back to back then face to face, Alice is crying the whole time. She also has been taking prescription drugs for depression due to losing Dana and talked about it on her radio show earlier in the show.
Well, Helana walks Alice to her car and the car is blue. Helana thinks back to the fortune teller and starts repeating everything she was told. Alice looks like crap from crying and is wearing sweat pants and some old pull over shirt.
Her car is a mess. Helena looks perplexed.
Alice figures she needs more pills to help her stop crying and takes more. She is not thinking straight and not seeing very good. She drives off in the car and Dana happens to pull right up to her. Dana tries to lose Alice but Alice gives chase, they are nearly wrecking. Dana calls Alice on the cell phone and asks her if she is crazy. Alice say's " I didn't leave you."
(Dana left 6 months ago to get closure with Laura and still is with Laura)
Finally Dana loses Alice,
Next thing we see Bette and Tina with the social worker still not doing well and we hear a loud crash.
then we hear Alice cussing up a storm outside and she comes in the house blaming the social working for parking her car so far down the drive way etc. The social worker tells Bette and Tina that She will be back next week. they get a second chance but first impressions are hard to overcome.
Now for Jenny...
She has been at her Mom and Step-Dada's getting help for her "sickness" She has her last counseling session. She has met a woman there and they are now together. Jenny's Mom and Step-Dad plan a dinner with a man to fix Jenny up with. Jenny reminds her Mom she is a lesbian. Her Mom blames it on her being "sick".
Jenny is then dancing in a bar with this new woman and then they are in Jenny's room having sex when the parents walk in on them. The step-dad thinks the woman is a man but finds out it is a woman and tells them to leave his house. Oh, back at the Bar the woman agrees to go back to LA with Jenny, so off they go.
Shane had to go to meet Carmen's family. Shane has to act straight. They are told that she grew up in an orphanage and tell her she is part of their family. The mother loves Shane and insists she returns for a religious ceramony for one of the siblings. Shane will have to wear a dress and the Mother makes her put it on. It actually looks ok.
Bette and Tina are in relationship and sex counseling.
Kit was afraid she had a serious illnes and went to her son the doctor to see what was wrong, turns out she is in menopause. They are now all back at the planet talking at the end of the show and the topic gets back to names for your privates again. The End!
Hugs,
Laurie
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Laurie
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Thank you, Laurie, now I can't wait to see it.
Hugs!
Hugs,
Sebastian
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Laurie
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Type away, baby!! Lmaoooo!
Hugs,
Sebastian
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Great recap, Laurie! Sounds like it'll be an interesting season.
Thanks for posting it!
Hugs
Laurie
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C >^. A .
Laurie
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C >^. A .