Life is a Pain in the A .....Neck

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Registered: 03-25-2007
Life is a Pain in the A .....Neck
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Wed, 08-08-2007 - 6:49pm

Where to begin?

I got a speeding ticket in July, truly my fault.
I got a tattoo against dh's expressed wishes
The windshield on the rental car is cracked as of this morning. It's going to be big bucks
Oh, yeah, I'm gay.

Where would you start telling dh????

Hugs to all

Blue

BLUE DIA
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Wed, 08-08-2007 - 11:38pm

"SO, dear, I hear alot of gays flock to Florida... sorry I didn't go..."
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oh yea, after your declaration you tell him "I'm going to Disneyland !"

Saw that on old Ellen episode when she told therapist(Oprah) that the man she was in love with...was name...Susan. LOL. Oprah smirked and said, "well, congratulations. Now that you're gay, what are you gonna do ?"

Great show !

My prayers are with ya too !

designergrl47

"Thoughts are things! Think Good ones!"

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Wed, 08-08-2007 - 11:39pm

You are awesome. You and Caly have kept me laughing and a little humor is such a good thing.

Hugs

Blue

BLUE DIA
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Wed, 08-08-2007 - 11:43pm

Oh, crap, my real name is Susan. Do you think that is Karma??? How funny!!!

By the way, I am conversant in ASL. I took it for three years and taught at a summer camp for deaf kids for three years. I used to teach all the deaf middle school kids in the district Health, but they moved them to another school. I saw you posted the hearing loss in another thread, but it was so serious, I wasn't sure how to post this there.

Thanks for helping me keep my sanity.

Hugs

Blue

BLUE DIA
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Thu, 08-09-2007 - 7:29am
Awwww thanks Blue.
Laurie

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Thu, 08-09-2007 - 7:29am

Making you laugh and relax was the idea.

 PPCLSIG.jpg picture by CalyD44

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Thu, 08-09-2007 - 6:12pm

Aww.. I will be with you in spirit!!

HUGS
Roxy

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Thu, 08-09-2007 - 9:39pm

I was petrified...when i did it...of shattering his world. Goodness i was so scared....I had no idea how he'd act. Let us know...i will be thinking about you...

Hugs
Roxy

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Fri, 08-10-2007 - 8:22pm

I wouldn't tell him any of the other stuff.

Spring SiggyBlinkie
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Sat, 08-11-2007 - 9:16am

LOL Storm!


 PPCLSIG.jpg picture by CalyD44

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Sat, 08-11-2007 - 9:36am

The Full Disclosure:

They NEVER saw the cracked windshield at the car rental place and I never volunteered. WhhOOOOOOHHOOOOOOOOO
I told dh about the speeding ticket on the way home from the airport and things are cool about that.
Still haven't mentioned the tat.

Told my dh that I was gay and he was soooo happy for me and told me that he would help me embrace my new lifestyle. He told me that I could bring my "dates" and/or girlfriends over and that he would sleep in the guest room and make breakfast for us in the morning. He said I could use the house in Florida whenever I wanted to vacation with my gf's. Also, he said that I could start putting all of my work money in my own account, he would give me half of all our investments and pay off all our debt on his own.

OHHHHH, no, sorry. That was the fantasy/dream I was having. LOLOLOL

Hugs, babe

Blue

Things are fine for the moment. Waiting for the boom to swing, the other shoe to drop, and the noose to slide over my head. Who knows???

Hugs

Sue

BLUE DIA