Thankyou Everyone

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Registered: 07-26-2007
Thankyou Everyone
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Mon, 08-20-2007 - 11:20pm
Thankyou all for the advice it is helpful and I am so glad I finally have some people to talk to about how I am feeling.To answer your question Laurie (Lauriedav)no my crush does not know that I like her(at least I don't think so anyway)I mean everytime we talk she seems a little giddy and nervous around me and I do remember catching her checking me out a few times.You can also see it in her eyes I just feel a strong connection w/ her.And no she isn't a lesbian,maybe bisexual.How do you all tell if someone is really into you without saying it?Maybe it's all just wishful thinking I guess.I have'nt been w/ a woman for over 6 years : . I know it's all wrong because I am married but I can't stop thinking about women.Well sorry so short everyone but I gotta go now talk to you all later.Goodnight!!! Michelle
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Wed, 08-22-2007 - 6:56am
ROFL!!!!!!!!!! Baaaaaaaaaad Grrrrrrrrl!

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Registered: 03-25-2007
Wed, 08-22-2007 - 7:00am

Irish...*stern look with hands on hips**

That is sooooo straight! LOL (as opposed to That's so gay)

Michelle is right, though. We really do have a good sense of humor here.

Blue

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Wed, 08-22-2007 - 7:04am

Are you sure we weren't separated at bith? Maybe gnomes came in the night and absconded with you.
I am also shocked that people (meaning sane, normal folks) would even admit to liking poptarts. They sre like cardboard with jelly and frosting. When I re-enact, I call them hardtack.

Yeah, babe, the blueberry ones rule.

Blue

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Wed, 08-22-2007 - 7:09am

Shoot!!!! **Throws hand in air in exaspiration.***
I completely forgot about the gaydar test, activation book and codes, and the implantation in the right temporal region(left handed thing) of the gaydar chip.
I am so sorry. You ARE the mistress of the universe.

Blue

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Wed, 08-22-2007 - 1:10pm

Blue, if she passed all that, why would we need to send a decoder ring??? I think she would be Alpha Lesbian with all that skills!

Thank goodness I got my decoder ring before you came on board or else Laurie will still be waiting for me to be measured for my tool belt (eventhough I don't wear a tool belt, maybe she'll make mine a winebelt.) I think I only got “the look” down. The rest I bearly passed with a C…possible C++ . When did the Lesbian Lover 2way wristwatch radio came into the picture?! I want to kiss the girl that develop that! I want one of those…does it come in yellow? *L*

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Wed, 08-22-2007 - 1:12pm
strawberry with hot fudge or strawberry with cream? *grin*
Yeah, it can be a messy decoder. *L*
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Wed, 08-22-2007 - 3:44pm

Well, Rogue, I am only passing on what I have learned here at Lesbian University. I have been a model student, studying hard, staying up late at night to get the job done.

I learned about the tool belt in "Hammering Out Relationship Issues" a 500 level course.
I grasped the toaster idea in "Heating Up", a 200 level course.
In the PE class, simply entitled "The Look", physical prowess was not a pre-requisite, but highly recommended.
In the Gen Ed Music, I took "Lesbian Music-How To Read Between the Lines" I can sing more than one verse of most Melissa Etheridge songs, but I am somewhat weak on the Indigo Girls, but I did fairly well.
For my Tech Ed requirement I took "How to Put your Lesbian Lover Wristwatch on Vibrate and Other Exciting Uses." This was a no-brainer course.

Since Ting says I have graduated with honors, I am filled with anticipation waitng for my secret decoder ring and the temporal chip.

***Throwing my graduation cap in the air and shouting OoooooRaaaahhhhh****

Blue

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Wed, 08-22-2007 - 3:54pm

OMG! You are cracking me up!


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Wed, 08-22-2007 - 3:57pm

Wait! You forgot about your elective - Pole Dancing 101!


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Wed, 08-22-2007 - 4:03pm

Good!
After I have had a particularly bad emotional day, I seem to be able to follow it up with some humor. Now that I have gotten tips from Laurie, my delivery and timing should be better also.

Hugs

Sue

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