How to Remove a Spider
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| Tue, 11-14-2006 - 2:19pm |
The Strong Yet Gentle Way to Remove a Spider:
When finding a spider in the home, it's easy just to step on it and flush it down the toilet. Unless you're the Brawney Man, whose gentle nature would never permit such cruelty. Spiders have important roles in nature's hierarchy and should be treated with respect.
First, calm your wife by telling her how great her hair looks. Then casually say, " Hey, why don't you call your mom?" Once she's gone, take out a Brawney paper towel and place it on the floor behind the spider. Gently blow on the creature until it crawls to the center of the towel. Finally, fold the corners into a makeshift carrying pouch and take it outside to a quiet section of grass and let him crawl out at his leisure (shaking him out is too traumatic.)
*Before attempting the removal, visualize setting the spider free into the wild and him reuniting with his wife and children. Talk to the spider and tell him it's going to be okay.



Jennifer
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