Anyone wanna have a Spring Break? (m)

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Anyone wanna have a Spring Break? (m)
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Mon, 04-28-2003 - 10:54pm
Seems there are several friends having a few problems right now, or just having meno moments and could use a diversion. I keep seeing bits of interesting media coverage of spring break for college students and the lengths they go to in the name of fun and Coors Light. That’s one thing I never had in my youth……a wild and totally crazy trip to some decadent beach crawling with an equally wild & crazy group of men. I’m sure a lot of you also side-stepped some misspent moments in your teens. How about taking an imaginary spring break and describe how you would look and act if you were 19 and feeling your oats right at THIS MOMENT. I’ll start:

While taking my spring break in Acapulco (Dayton Beach is so becoming old hat!) I’m using an alias. Going by the name Amsosex E. Gurl. Before leaving home in Charleston, SC (wouldn’t you know I’d be a southern belle?) I had 6 custom made bikinis made to show off my 38-23-34 figure, which incidentally I tanned artificially to a nice bronze color. Goes wonderful with my long, wavy, honey blonde hair (no extensions for this chick!). Now, I’m heading for the beach pulling a wagon loaded with a comfy beach chair, a tote loaded with books (light reading of course), a large pitcher of iced tea and a CD player to play my favorite Chris Issak discs on. All right, I confess. Despite my gorgeous hair, full-blown figure and 6 outstanding bikinis…..I just can’t get away from my basic interest of reading, drinking iced tea and listening to music. In my next imaginary trip I’ll try to nestle up to a couple of good looking guys with awesome pecs.

Who wants to be the next to step up and play Spring Break?

Firm embrace!

Kay.

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Tue, 04-29-2003 - 7:01pm
Are you compromising the innocense of a cabin boy? All right Sunny, way too go! Have one party to attend that promises to be a bit frisky and risque, then I'll join you on your ship. Keep the guys hot and the drinks cold! LOL! I'm bad! Ciao!
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Tue, 04-29-2003 - 7:32pm
My Spring Break would be spent at Monterey Bay. The setting sun sets the sky afire with

streaks of beautiful pinks and corals that reflect on the azure blue water below. As the sun dips lower in the sky we build a fire to roast hot dogs and corn on the cob. The beer and wine coolers are chilled. Who would ever think that bashful me, Bunny Hottotrot, would ever gather enough nerve to wear the thong bikini I bought on sale at Fredricks? But I did. It looked terrific on my 34-25-36 perfectly tanned body. Those actually were my pre-kids measurements many moons ago:) Reading is a passion but hey, this is Spring Break, no books here! So many hunks...so little time! Emilio, the Italian exchange student is all mine. Tall, dark and oh so handsome we dance slowly and loose ourselves in the hypnotic strains of Elvis singing that song..."Oh, My Love, my darling I hunger for your touch"...forget what its called but who cares?! I'm in heaven:) Mayhem breaks out as a conga tune issues from the radio now and everyone, who by now is Happy with the libations, forms into a conga line. We dance across the beach serpentine fashion laughing and carrying on in youthful abandon. The air is getting cooler so I need a sweater, come here Emilio:) We curl up on our beach blanket and embrace and...you finish it. Isn't imagination wonderful? :)
Hugs, Bernie
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Tue, 04-29-2003 - 7:35pm
Was wondering why it was taking you so long to show up 'cause I know how you do love to party! That explains it...the peeling of Norse gods can be time consuming. Aren't you being a bit greedy by hooking 4 escorts to dance attendance on your for one party? You're an animal Ms. Strawberry!

Swiss style rock 'n roll. I think I want to hear that! Party on!!

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Tue, 04-29-2003 - 8:02pm
You say I am 19 and my imagination can run wild?

Standing on the Isle of Capri with my long wavy dark hair blowing in the breeze off the shore. Gentle winds caress my porcelian skin. The tall, well built love of my life is sketching me against the backdrop of our getaway castle. As my gossamer skirts flow around me, I see that tell tale light appear. The one in his eyes, that says soon we will be entranced in the throes of passion. I teasingly run for the shore to feel the cool waters titilate my skin. He to enters the chilling waters, his salt and pepper hair wet and plastered to his gleaming tan forehead. As he gently scoops me up and cradles me to his masculine chest, his dark and stormy eyes send messages of whats to be. Softly set upon the shore once more, I place my hand in his. The path to our getaway shortened by our urgency, we enter in.

Ok, spring break, I have seven days...fill in the rest yourselves. lol

Rain

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Tue, 04-29-2003 - 8:24pm
Oh my, Bunny! Fanning myself here.....your spring break is definitely HOT! Whew! You must have done this before....been partying on islands because you certainly have a well laid out plan. Going to have to toss a bucket of ice water on you if you keep slow dancing with Emilio to "Unchanined Melody" (yes, that's the title of the song) that way. Those congo lines just really inflame the natives, don't they? Had a bit of problem here because of that savage rhythm! Since you're taking a break to play on your beach blanket with Emilio, I think I'll go see how the congo lines here are progressing. Happy times!

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Tue, 04-29-2003 - 10:19pm
I think I'm ready to swim over to the Isle Of Capri right now! You're going to put yourself through seven days of heat? And I'm not talking about the sun! My goodness Rain, you should be writing novels. In fact ALL of you with your lively imaginations should be writing. Hey, maybe we should all combine our talents and write a book together. Obviously playing on Islands with hunky men and drinking exoctic drinks are right up our alley. At least some of us. Return to enjoying your Spring Break Rain! Whew!
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Wed, 04-30-2003 - 7:12am
AMSOSEX E. GURL! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I am BODACIOUSBIGUNS! ROFLOL!

hahahahhaa...

HUGS!

 
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Wed, 04-30-2003 - 7:14am
P.S. I really AM going on a break but in summer...

late June to FL! :)
 
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Wed, 04-30-2003 - 1:20pm
Sara Smile, don't know how to break this to you but, that's called a SUMMER break as opposed to a SPRING break! But, Florida is appropriate for what we're doing here. Where in FL are you going? Hugs!
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Wed, 04-30-2003 - 2:41pm
Nope, never did this before. In fact never visited the islands. Just wishful thinking:)

I thought that was the name of the song but wasn't positive.
Hugs, Bernie