You girls probably could care less but..

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You girls probably could care less but..
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Wed, 04-30-2003 - 9:36pm
You girls probably could care less but I found out that our Saturday romantic evening is going to start out at this Hawaiian resturant I dearly love... It over looks the ocean and they have a real live Hawaiian band playing there... best part the food is great... The problem with that place is ... that it is called Billy's.... and William is Bill. So when we eat there William steals every thing on the table that says Billy on it. ha ha ha... I have a fit but he keeps sneaking glasses and what ever into my purse before we leave. Wait a minute let me back up here. Okay William takes this stuff from the restruant with his name on it because their logo is a cute brown Hawaiian chick with no top on. Yup girls her tits are hanging out so William figures thats a treasure... Men!

Okay he is telling me that Billy's is just the start of the evening and the best part comes after dinner and that is where the evening dress comes in. huuuuummmm.... I know we are not flying any where or staying over night any where because on Sunday we have people coming for a visit from Hawaii.... William said he made sure our guests do not arrive until late on Sunday... ha ha ha... oh that visit should go over like a lead ballon.. me all hung over and looking like hell...ha ha ha....

Get this girls one of our guests at the Christmas Dinner Party was so impressed with my Hawaiian decorating in the house that he told his hawaiian family that our house is like a museum and they had to see it when they are here for a visit. Okay what he really said is that I have more hawaiian stuff then the Bishop museum in Hawaii. Cindy you know what I am talking about ha? Now girls give me a break my house is not out of the ordinary it is just comfortable in a Hawaiian setting... ha ha ha... any how I am kind of embrassed about this whole matter because our friends guests will probably be disapointed.... huuuummm... gives me an idea.... if I feed them enough of my potent Maitais then they won't notice that there is no simularity at all with my house and that museum.... ha ha ha... Oh my god that means I better have some puu-puus on hand for them.... ha girls? ha ha ha... Second thought if I don't feed them then they will leave faster.... ha ha ha..... oh I am sorry I am talking to myself again...

Okay Girls now put your thinking caps on what do you think William has in store for bratty little Island Princess here... Saturday night... okay ya can't say a straight jacket because that is a given... ha ha ha.... I like to here what you girls think because you know me and ya know how onery I get and all so come on don't be shy the more bizzarre and funnyer the better ha ha ha ha....

Aloha your drama Queen of the board who blows every thing out of proportion,

Hula Girl





Aloha,

Lei

 

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Wed, 04-30-2003 - 9:46pm
Lei, maybe you two will go dancing after dinner. Sounds good to me. Have a great time, I know you will. BIG HUGS. ..Free
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Wed, 04-30-2003 - 11:44pm
Leilani I sure hope you have a good time. By the way did you ever send me that email?

Hugs

Mary

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Thu, 05-01-2003 - 1:12am
let me see Lei.....all gussied up and an evening gown, no less. First to Billys, then on from there. Hmmmmm.

Got it, since you have been a royal "pain" in the whatsis, your words not mine. And notice, I didn't forget your a princess. LOL Their having a slave auction and he is putting you on the block. Hee Hee ! Birthday gift from sweet William, to sweet William. Or maybe, he thinks they will be so busy looking at you in your finery, they will never notice him filling a duffel bag with Billy stuff. Then he'll take a pic of you amidst his Billy collection. lol

Let us know which it is Lei.

Hugs,

Rain

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Thu, 05-01-2003 - 2:39am
Dancing would be fun but William does not dance unless he is wasted. And we don't drink and drive so.... I don't know.... I drilled him again tonight and came right out and asked if we were going dancing but he said no.... I figure you girls could come up with some ideas and then I ask William about them. I mean you girls have pulled me out of more poo-poo then you'll ever know ha ha ha... If something is really buging me and I can't figure it out you girls do.... ha ha ha... So Mahalo for responding but he says it is more like entertainment so now I am thinking maybe a play or some thing.... We have not gone to a play in years.... I love plays so maybe that is what it is....

Hey Free I have gone through his brief case, wallet, celluar phone calls he has made, went through his pant pockets and naa daaa... no receipts.... huummm he must be on to me ha ha ha.... I have even used redail on the phones but still nothing.... Now I thought redail was a brillant idea to find out who he has called for Saturday night out. But he hasn't called from home or his cell... now this is beginning to bug me....

I always found out before....... but now it is getting harder to track down his movements ha ha ha ha ha.... I don't know what it is but I just have to know where we are going so I am prepared. I thought maybe Disneyland I love Disneyland but it is going to rain so I think that is out.... The only thing I can think of is a play....

Well I have what???? two days to go to figure this out... ha ha ha.... I know what a brat ha Free but I can't help it ..... I am a control freak to the max .... ha ha ha

Mahalo for your response Free,

Hula Girl

Aloha,

Lei

 

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Thu, 05-01-2003 - 3:18am
Free there is a rule that says ya can't auction off an Island Princess ha ha ha... How funny though... No one would pay for me so he still will be stuck with me and then his life will really be hell then... ha ha ha... like it isn't now. I asked him one time if it was boring being married to me because we don't have kids and he said hell no every time I walk in that door coming from work I make sure I duck and watch where I step... life with you is very interesting to say the least... ha ha ha.... Poor William see that is why I was trying to find him the best gift I could for this anniversary. If you girls think ya put up with a lot from ole hula girl well then ya can imagine what poor William has to put up with every day. ha ha ha... I had this one person ask me yesturday if every anniversary is like this (you know blown out of proportion or made a big deal out of)and I thought about it and said no because there hasn't been that many anniversaries that I have felt well enough to blow it out of proportion and celebrate it. You see blowing things up to be bigger than what they are is a luxsury I usually do not have.

Ya know Rain Spirit when your sick ya kind of make every day a big deal... And this year it feels good making a big deal out of this anniversary I don't know why though but it does.... weird ha... maybe because I don't take for granit that every thing will be status qoe next year... One thing I have learned over the years (with so many friends dropping dead left and right around me) .... is to cheerish each and every day you have with people because you never know what tomorrow will bring. I guess that is why I live my life out loud.... And why I am psycho active...

I know I drive you girls up a tree with my life but I can't help it because I enjoy it so much that I love to share it with you all.... There is so much misery in the world that I like to be a torch on this board that brightens up your lives when I can... Okay enough of all this soul searching b.s..... time to go nighty night........

Mahalo for being a good friend Rain Spirit,

Hula Girl



Aloha,

Lei

 

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Thu, 05-01-2003 - 8:06am
Is there a special show or play you've been wanting to see? Oh well, I'd just sit back and enjoy the surprise. Have fun. Charlie
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Thu, 05-01-2003 - 1:46pm
You know Charlie I have never said any thing about a play in years it's just that I have run out of ideas. And time is running out... I always figure out what he is up to. It's a quest or a game we play all the time. Funny it is the little things in life that keeps our marriage going. Boy I have looked every where for clues even his car. Now the only thing left to do is to call the girls in the office and con them into telling me whats up.... ha ha ha.... My girlfriends are acting dumb but then maybe they really don't know. Gives me a idea I will call his buddies wives and see whatz up ha ha ha... you know the guys love to gossip like women do so maybe he told one of them.. I should of thought of this earlyer... ha ha ha.....

Wouldn't it be funny if he was really auctioning me off to the highest bidder? ha ha ha... and that is why he wanted me in an uptown dress... ha ha ha... I would kill him but would not put it pass the guy... We are always pulling jokes on each other... He has probably had enough of my mouth after all these years and decided to get rid of me ha ha ha ha ha ... what a riot..... I think what has saved our marriage is the laughing at ourselves and being very open to each other as to how we feel about each others behavior... or mouth in my case ha ha ha.... Talking about my mouth reminds me that I got this email from Kay titled hormone warning it was adorable and so true as to where I am coming from the past couple of days... so I sent if off to William he will probably give Kay a hug for sending it to me... It's the little things in life that gives me a clue I am over the edge or going over the edge... And by making me laugh is the best way to get me back on track. So Mahalo Kay for the email....

That's funny Charlie your kicking back watching my show ha.... well move over chick... because it looks as though I am going to have to kick back with ya and enjoy the surprise too since I can not figure out what in the world it could be. I thought about a hotel but that would be out there... Okay Charlie do ya have a maitai and popcorn to share with ole hula girl while we watch the surprise unfold? I wonder why William even tells me there is a surprise in the first place... he knows surprises drive me up a tree.... amd that I will drive everyone else up a tree with me in my quest to find out what it is.... huuuuummmmm.... the plot thickens...

Hey Charlie I just had a thought .... maybe he doesn't have a surprise and just wants to see me with all my make up on and in a real nice dress for once.... ha ha ha... That would okay to.... I am game for any thing after being stuck home all these months without him....

Okay I promise no more talk of this surprise that is driving me nuts.... ha ha...

Mahalo for your thoughts Charlie,

Hula Girl

Aloha,

Lei