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Thu, 05-15-2003 - 6:06pm
that url that gab showed us about having a split tongue,hey maybe thats not a bad idea,you could lick two popsicles at one time!!!LOL i kill me!!heres a question why do women like myself,who are into menopause still suffer from swollen boobs?? answer,i bought a thigh master from my dil who sells avon,and i have been pumping it between my arms to work my triceps,no one told me it also enchances your breasts,well i have gone from a double a to an A in two weeks!! kay told me to apply for the next survivor show,heck by the time it starts i should be in a b cup and if heidi with her fake lopsided ones got chocolate,maybe i could get some too!! ;o) ((hugs))mindy two tongues

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Thu, 05-15-2003 - 6:53pm
I just love you Mindy!!!!! Two popsicles!! Heidi is not an attractive lady with those big ol' teeth, those guys are nuts. Now Jenna is a pretty girl and seems to be nicer too. Chocolate AND peanut butter, don't forget the PB...LOL. Gabby

       


 


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Thu, 05-15-2003 - 6:55pm
OMGosh, Mindy, you are so funny...what would we do without you? love, cin.

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Thu, 05-15-2003 - 7:46pm
Dear Mindy-Two-Tongues,

YUCK! I couldn't read that thing Gabby posted...but maybe I'll try again! As for those Bodacious Ta-Tas you are now sporting...if you go on Survivor I swear I'll watch every episode. And I'd only do that for you...and maybe Gabby, so take her with you!

I thought you only contemplated your navel! Silly me! Hugs!

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Thu, 05-15-2003 - 8:21pm
Mindy I could see you on survivor I bet you would beat them all. Two tongues indeed!!

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Mary

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Thu, 05-15-2003 - 8:22pm
gab if heidi could bark we could call her rover!!!!ROFLOL i kill me!!! chocolate and peanut butter,i think thats what they named her fake boobs!!!!LOL LOL ((hugs))mindy
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Thu, 05-15-2003 - 8:24pm
hugs to you cin!!((Hugs))mindy
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Thu, 05-15-2003 - 8:28pm
ah yes i have contemplated my navel many times cap!!get gab ready we shall leave for panama asap!! i will bring my thigh buster with me in case i need to pump them up!!!LOL LOL ((hugs))mindy two tongues other wise known as snake
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Thu, 05-15-2003 - 8:30pm
thanks mare i think that i would fare well on survivor,wonder if they have hotel accomadations there!! ;o) ((hugs))mindy
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Thu, 05-15-2003 - 8:45pm
You gave me just what I needed tonight, a dose of Mindita humor... and oh what a

chuckle it gave me. That site that Gabby gave us turned my tummy looking at it... I thought hey maybe I should show the girls and gross them out before it gets too much the fad and they start to like it. So far both the girls at home were disgusted whew!

Hugs, Lor

     

 

          

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Fri, 05-16-2003 - 3:24pm
Hi Mindy. First of all, I am post-meno, I think. I haven't had a period in over a year now, going on two. Every so often, my boobs get tender just like they did before I was going to start my period. I have meant to write down the dates so see how many days apart this happens. At times, I even get a little cramping, but about yours.....

I have heard that by exercising like this, that you are actually firming and toning up your muscles in the chest area and it makes them, they get toned, firmer and stand up like they used to before kids or gravity. I used to be a regular exerciser, and when I quit, the first thing to start to fade was my boobies...lol.

Have you ever heard of the Pencil Test? Stand up like you would normally, no clothes on top, put a pencil under your boob. If it won't stay, you are in good shape. No sign of drooping. Now for the men there is a Wet Towel Test...lol. Hint: see if the towel will hang on the post or the the "post" will not hold the towel. LOL. Have fun.

Look out Marilyn Monroe, here comes Mindy w/her double trouble...lol.

Love ya, Terry

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