the visit to the therapist yesterday m

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the visit to the therapist yesterday m
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Sat, 05-17-2003 - 11:19am
was not a very soothing one.instead of massageing my mandarain orange sprayed foot,he put me thru some rigourous and vigourous exercises,including one where i had to stand with my hands on my hips,and feet spread apart.i had to do squats over his head as he kneeled before me on a pillow and pressed his thumb and index finger into my atrophied ankle constantly asking me if this hurt!!hell!! of course it hurt and the more i groaned the more he pushed those fingers into my ankle.just then i got a hot flash,the more i squatted the hotter i got and the redder my face became.the sweat started falling from my forehead but that aint the half of it,my bowels started moving from all the squatting i was doing and i was afraid i was going to break wind over this guys head!! finally he said ok thats good i think you have done enough,and he is a very lucky man as one more squat and i would have farted for sure!!!i was ready to put my shoes on and get outta there and he insisted we werent threw.he grabbed onto my foot and pushing on my shin bone began to pull my heal up and down causing the hairs on my toes to curl!!i tell ya when he got threw with me i swear his blue eyes had turned into red and he was holding a pitch fork between his teeth!!!only two more visits and he said i will be cured,i sure will,cured of visiting him!!LOL enjoy your weekend!!((hugs))mindy

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Sat, 05-17-2003 - 11:36am
Min, I saw that coming before you even said it! I was picturing this guy not turning red, but green from the fumes! LOL! You kill me!

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Sat, 05-17-2003 - 11:42am
Oh, Mindy, another boulder on the rocky road of "young doctor" fantacies. Mr. Dick looks better all the time, doesn't he, especially if he lets you warm your feet against his hairy legs instead of tweaking them back into shape for you.

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Sat, 05-17-2003 - 2:49pm
Do I laugh or feel sorry for you? It sounds so painful, poor Mindy, but red eyes and pitchfork had me LOL and I was already giggling with the farting comment. LOL! Hugs, Gabby

       


 


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Sat, 05-17-2003 - 2:52pm
Oh, Mindy that hurts!! I'm waiting for your fun and interesting novel about young doctors lol.

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Cindy


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Sat, 05-17-2003 - 3:25pm
Mindy,

Your description is priceless!! Does this young man know exactly WHO is is working with and the danger he is in?? LOL

Sooze

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Sat, 05-17-2003 - 8:08pm
LOL red one more squat and he would have been green!!LOL ((hugs))mindy
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Sat, 05-17-2003 - 8:09pm
kat i do agree,poor mr.dick is looking goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood hair and all!!LOL ((hugs))mindy
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Sat, 05-17-2003 - 8:11pm
laughing is good gab,i was laughing myself after i got home and started thinking of what could have happened!!LOL ((hugs))mindy
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Sat, 05-17-2003 - 8:18pm
cindi i have a better idea a novel about the phantom pharter and the therapist,starring audrey hepburn and cary grant!!LOL ((hugs)))mindy
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Sat, 05-17-2003 - 8:20pm
if he didnt know then he knows now sooze!!LOL ((hugs))mindy

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