the visit to the therapist yesterday m

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the visit to the therapist yesterday m
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Sat, 05-17-2003 - 11:19am
was not a very soothing one.instead of massageing my mandarain orange sprayed foot,he put me thru some rigourous and vigourous exercises,including one where i had to stand with my hands on my hips,and feet spread apart.i had to do squats over his head as he kneeled before me on a pillow and pressed his thumb and index finger into my atrophied ankle constantly asking me if this hurt!!hell!! of course it hurt and the more i groaned the more he pushed those fingers into my ankle.just then i got a hot flash,the more i squatted the hotter i got and the redder my face became.the sweat started falling from my forehead but that aint the half of it,my bowels started moving from all the squatting i was doing and i was afraid i was going to break wind over this guys head!! finally he said ok thats good i think you have done enough,and he is a very lucky man as one more squat and i would have farted for sure!!!i was ready to put my shoes on and get outta there and he insisted we werent threw.he grabbed onto my foot and pushing on my shin bone began to pull my heal up and down causing the hairs on my toes to curl!!i tell ya when he got threw with me i swear his blue eyes had turned into red and he was holding a pitch fork between his teeth!!!only two more visits and he said i will be cured,i sure will,cured of visiting him!!LOL enjoy your weekend!!((hugs))mindy

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Sun, 05-18-2003 - 10:37am
Mindy, Mindy, Mindy, now stop whining and get back to Mr. Evil!! LOL!! Farts or no farts, you gotta be tough and get that ankle back in running shape, girlfriend! Is he at least a cutie?? If not, just plant a big punch in his face the next time he makes you hurt, and tell him it's from me!!! :D

You haven't mentioned your dh's cooking lately, how's he doing? I expect he's a gourmet chef by now!!!

Take care, girl, and be good!

Love and hugs, Pam

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Sun, 05-25-2003 - 12:38pm
I never did like PT....but it does help!!..good luck...Dutch
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Sun, 05-25-2003 - 6:49pm
Here it is...the infamous "Therapist Post"! I saw some mentions of it in other places but could never find it. Now, has this guy got a sense of humor? If not, get another therapist! If he's gonna torture his patients he has to expect drastic payback! Especially from small Italian women! Love ya!

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Mon, 05-26-2003 - 7:37pm
Mindy:


I remember those days when I also broke my ankle and had to go through the same thing..

Jackie

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Tue, 05-27-2003 - 3:29am
Where the heck have you been?? I also broke my ankle 5 years ago, not fun!!

       


 


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Tue, 05-27-2003 - 6:56am
Oh Mindy, hard work. my PT for my headaches was a nothing compared to that. BIG HUGS. ..Free

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