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| Tue, 06-17-2003 - 8:49pm |
How many of you have come down with that flu/cold bug? if yes then.... How did you manage to evict the dude from your body? I have tried sticking a bomb up it's butt to get rid of him. I have tried drowning him with liquids that it hates....... The flu bug tried straving me to death and I lost 10 pounds... but I hung in there... Now I can get soups down me which are good for me but not for the flu bug... but to my surprise it then it started liking it and calling my soups a delicacy.... Girls the doc has tried every drug in his little flu bug be-gone book but all they did was get the little bugger stoned.... I tried taking the flu bug to court and suing his butt for cruelity to an island princess but the judge ruled in the flu bugs favor!!! Can you believe that! Did you girls know that free loading life sucking flu bugs have more rights to your body then you do when it set up house keep in your body without your knowledge or concent? Yup I here you guys... yup I agree that is not fair... but what is a hula girl suppose to do to get rid of it illegally!!! Any suggestions girls? At this point all I can do is just lay here and pray he finds another body soon and leave... That is how he set up residence in my body in the first place. You see William had the flu bug dude first but then the bug saw and Island Princess and tackled me and before I knew it I was down for the count.... and still am... Right now it is kicking back and dinning on all the extra energy I had stored up!!!! Worst part is that it attacked my brain yesterday afternoon and so now not only am I sick but now I am crabby too!!! I think what ever rules that governs how long a flu bug can kick back in a hula girl body should be amended to say OFF LIMITS!
Look girls ole hula girl is desperate for a cure because we and our friends have rented a few homes next to each other on the colorado river to party in .... and to go boating and jet skiing and here I am still baby sitting this darn flu bug!!! This free loading energy sucking flu bug has to go now... because we are leaving for the river on thrusday(we were suppose to leave tomorrow but this flu bug had made other arrangments with this body so we postoned it a day to see if it would leave but here I sit!) If we get to the river any later than thrusday then we won't be able to get the master bedroom with the sunken tub... ha ha ha... I am not kidding first one to the homes gets their pick of where to sleep!!!
I will take any suggestion you can think up.... Help!!!!!! your hula girl is sinking fast!!!
Aloha,
Hula girl aka Leilani

river, take lots of fun pictures to share.
I know you will have fun, no matter what!
love,
Cindy
~*~ Aloha to all .... ~*~
Sorry I can't help with the flu bug. Unless you can entice him to vist elsewhere.
Hope you are feeling better soon. Now, get that room you want girl...only one fit for a princess.
Hugs,
Rain
Hugs, Pam
So the flu bug hasn't hit Hawaii yet ha? This flu bug is kind of different... starts out with the flu then ya think ya got a cold when it then reverts back to body aches and pains. Cindy I don't know if I am up to taking pictures I really don't feel good enough to go but I know if I do the dry heat will heal me. It is 105 now at the river so I hope the heat will make the free loading flu bug find a more pleasent environment to live in then me.... ha ha ha....
Aloha!
Hula Girl
Aloha,
Lei
Rain Spirit I have an idea .... there is this bratty kid that is coming to the river that calls me Buck Wheat so I will give it to him! ha ha ha... feeling better already! Mahalo Rain Spirit for the idea! ha ha ha... You know me the first person I am going to hug and kiss is going to be that brat ha ha ha.... can't wait...
Aloha,
Hula Girl
Aloha,
Lei
Mahalo for the good wishes... My buddies are telling me they have a sure cure for this mean ole flu bug.....a couple of shots of tequila! ha ha ha... Funny! Knowing this dude inside my body he will probably just pull up his hammock and stay longer if he knows we are going to santize him with alcohol when we get to the river...
Free this flu bug feels different then all the other flu bugs... Hope ya don't get it!
Aloha,
Hula Girl
Aloha,
Lei
I kind of thought it might be making it's rounds around the country because the other night David Letterman said some thing about getting this flu bug. This mean bug is really challenging ha Pam? I hear ya.... for five days I did nothing too.... now I have to play catch up and do some grocery shopping for the river and I still have to pack. I wish I was bewitched so all I would have to do is wiggle my nose and waa..laaa... all the packing is done. ha ha ha...
I hope you are feeling better soon Pam!
Aloha,
Hula Girl
Aloha,
Lei
my respiratory stuff. I was still coughing in Vegas, but
not as bad as the week before, just enough that I could
not "over talk" hahaha!!
Then, 3 days after coming home, the humidity of Hawaii
made me relapse, because our usual humidity-chaser
tradewinds disapppeared for a week!!
So, I would think the river would be excellent for chasing
away "da buggah".
love, Cindy
p.s. did you receive all the pictures I sent?
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nap time!
Aloha,
Lei