To Dreamgiver and all, a little humor

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To Dreamgiver and all, a little humor
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Wed, 07-30-2003 - 10:37am
Dreamgiver I hope this cheers you up, along with everyone. I have a couple of funny stories to share with you.

Last night, sometime in the wee hours of the morning, I had to make a pee pee trip. This is weird more than anything. There is no man in the house, and I have no reason to lift the toilet seat, but when I went to sit, wow what a shock! That rim under the seat is cold and deep! I'm lucky to be hear today and not down the toilet, lol. I cannot for the life of me figure out why that seat was up, unless my male cat decided his box needed cleaning and would have rather use the toilet. I'm wondering now if I do some sleep walking.

Ok, this is for Dreamgiver especially since she was talking about falling apart physically. I don't believe that the old drug store glasses are doing the trick anymore, sad to say. I can tell my vision is getting worse and this morning proved it..lol.

I got up to feed JimmyMac (my kitty)and I didn't have glasses on b/c I only use them for reading. Anyhow I had pulled the laundry cart out yesterday while doing laundry and didn't push it back in the laundry room. I walked down the hallway, I saw Jimmy's big white paws sticking out from under the laundry cart, and stood there and talked to him for a minute or so. Then I looked across the room and Jimmy was in the window, bird watching. I took a second look and it was my two white slippers facing toe out next to each other under the laundry cart. LOL.

I laughed so hard at myself that I cried, while Jimmy looked at me as if I had lost my mind and waiting for his breakfast.

I hope this little story brought a little cheer to the board, and to Dreamgiver also.

Hugs to all, Terry

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Wed, 07-30-2003 - 11:13am
Hi Button thanks for telling on yourself today. Life is taking its toll on us all

Hugs

Mary

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Wed, 07-30-2003 - 12:06pm
Thanks for chuckle....lol..I actually do pretty good most of the time dealing with my problems , but i have my moments..Nice to know there are ladies out there who understand that once in awhile we need to whine...lol...I average about once a month...lol..pms thing hits me...I am blind as a bat too, isnt amazing what we see without our glasses...lol. Thanks again...take care. Jamie
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Wed, 07-30-2003 - 1:40pm
Lol, Terry, without my glasses I hope that

nothing ever "darts" across the floor.

Mahalo for the chuckle!

love,

cindy


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Wed, 07-30-2003 - 1:55pm
LOL Terry! I did the same thing once---found I was talking to a black sweater on the bed which I thought was my old kitty, Homer! LOL! I can't be normal without my glasses, either!

--Red

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Wed, 07-30-2003 - 3:54pm
Terry maybe you have a male ghost living in your house! ha ha ha... What a shock to sit on the toilet and all ya feel is water! ha ha ha.... You talk your shoes? ha ha ha.... Oh now that is funny! I guess you will be joining me in the looney bin pretty soon ha? ha ha ha.... Mahalo for the laughs!

Aloha,

Hula Girl

Aloha,

Lei