My Hoot Furts:)

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My Hoot Furts:)
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Mon, 05-19-2008 - 8:21pm

Noah (2) came up to me and said my hoot furts, I want booboo cream. What? I repeated what he said and he looked at me like I had two heads then repeated his hoot furts and pointed to his foot. Oh, your foot hurts. gotcha. After applying booboo cream aka hand lotion he was fine. Got to love 2 year olds.


Then Connor declared I think one of the babies crapped cause they smell. Great:) JT left a picture of a fish wearing fog lights on the aquarium. The water was a bit cloudy...the filter's not the best. And the tadpole's fish bowl was just as bad so they got cleaned out too.


As I was changing GG Noah started yelling...I have to poop now! That was the fastest diaper change in history, Noah was wisked off to the bathroom followed closely by Allie who also had to go. Never before have I ever wished for 5 toilets like I did today! All this before 9AM. Ya got to love kids:) So how was your day?

Hugs, Bernie
Hugs, Bernie

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In reply to: macbernie
Tue, 05-20-2008 - 2:35am

No diapers to change and no boo boos. Not positive that is a good thing. Bernie, we all know you love what you do. The stories of the children are wonderful. They are blessed to have you.


P.S. Fish tank and all equipment stored in the basement. No problem there. LOL


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In reply to: macbernie
Tue, 05-20-2008 - 1:14pm

LOL, Bern, we just love toddlers and all of their
honesty!
I enjoy reading about your little ones :)

Hugs,

Cindy


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In reply to: macbernie
Tue, 05-20-2008 - 7:27pm
Rain in case you want to dust off the aquarium I could send you a dozen tadpoles LOL. Love your pic!
Hugs, Bernie
Hugs, Bernie
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In reply to: macbernie
Tue, 05-20-2008 - 7:32pm
Cindy toddlers certainly are honest...sometimes too honest LOL. Loved your meet pic. too:)
Hugs, Bernie
Hugs, Bernie
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In reply to: macbernie
Wed, 05-21-2008 - 10:56am

Yup sounds like you do have your hands full!

     

 

          

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In reply to: macbernie
Wed, 05-21-2008 - 10:52pm

Lor, each year I get myself charged up about the Flyers and they never fail to fail:( I still have the newspapers from back in the 70's when the won back to back Stanley Cups and remember how excited I was...Actually excited doesen't quiet explain my fellings. When the Flyers sunk that winning puck and won Lord Stanley's Cup I went wild! At the time we were having a Flyers Party with tons of people and when the buzzer blew and we won we all went nuts! Its was awesome! My ex said I was not allowed to go to the Rdige, our biggest street, to celebrate since that was where everyone seemed ot be congregrating. My friend said she needed milk for her kids and wanted me to go along for safety...Safety:) We headed for the nearest bar, parked the carand never even had to enter a bar. They were handing out quart bottles to us which we shook up and sprayed everyone around us like everyone else qwas doing. Never occured to me that it was free beer and you could drink and not spray the stuff:) Had a blast spraying!


Oh well, that was then and they folded again this year. Am I still a Flyers fan? I keep saying no but in

Hugs, Bernie
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In reply to: macbernie
Thu, 05-22-2008 - 10:35pm

At least your team made it that far... my Canucks well we wont even mention them!


Sounds like you had a bash when they won!!!!!!!


     

 

          

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In reply to: macbernie
Fri, 05-23-2008 - 5:48am
LMAO..... I think they leave home right after breakfast, so by the time they get to you they are ready for the toilet.

       


 


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In reply to: macbernie
Wed, 05-28-2008 - 8:00pm
Actually they have breakfast here. trust me by the time they walk in the door most of them are ready to eat the furniture! Yes Connor is a trip...as was his father in grade school. Teachers have long memories:)
Hugs, Bernie
Hugs, Bernie
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In reply to: macbernie
Fri, 05-30-2008 - 7:29am

that is so funny!


I love the things kids say..in fact kept a journal of what my own kids said when they were little..doing the same for the dgds


dgd,4, is into palindromes and collects them ! "granma, wanna hear my new palindromes?" "boob and poop and DVD" then she asked "why isn't palindrome a palindrome?" LOL


last week she asked if I wanted to hear a palindrome in Spanish! "oso" (bear) she read it in a book at pre-k


dil and ds hadn't even heard that one!


Dutch

 

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