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| Thu, 06-05-2008 - 7:05pm |
The Mom Test
I was out walking with my 4-year-old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her, and I asked her not to do that.
"Why?" my daughter asked.
"Because it's been on the ground. It's dirty, and it probably has germs," I replied.
At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Mommy, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart."
I replied quickly, "ALL Moms know this stuff. It's on the Mom Test. You HAVE to know it, or they won't let you be a Mom."
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.
She beamed, "Oh, I get it! So, if you don't pass the test, you have to be the Dad."
"Exactly," I replied with a BIG SMILE on my face!

YOUR WELL-BEING:AGES 43-59
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YOUR PETS WELL-BEING WITH AMY SHOJAI
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I was out walking with my 4-year-old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her, and I asked her not to do that.
"Why?" my daughter asked.
"Because it's been on the ground. It's dirty, and it probably has germs," I replied.
At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Mommy, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart."
I replied quickly, "ALL Moms know this stuff. It's on the Mom Test. You HAVE to know it, or they won't let you be a Mom."
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.
She beamed, "Oh, I get it! So, if you don't pass the test, you have to be the Dad."
"Exactly," I replied with a BIG SMILE on my face!

YOUR WELL-BEING:AGES 43-59
http://messageboards.ivillage.com/iv-bhwellbeing3
YOUR PETS WELL-BEING WITH AMY SHOJAI
http://messageboards.ivillage.com/iv-ptshojai/


Now that is a good joke!!
Thanks for the laugh.
Love ya
Dutch
Dutch
Gabby,
Greaat one! Even dh laughed! Have a good weekend.
Hugs,
Kathie