The Best Joke Ever!!

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Registered: 03-20-2003
The Best Joke Ever!!
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Thu, 06-05-2008 - 7:05pm
The Mom Test
 
I was out walking with my 4-year-old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her, and I asked her not to do that. 
 
"Why?" my daughter asked.
 
"Because it's been on the ground. It's dirty, and it probably has germs," I replied.
 
At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Mommy, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart." 
 
I replied quickly, "ALL Moms know this stuff. It's on the Mom Test. You HAVE to know it, or they won't let you be a Mom."
 
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.
 
She beamed, "Oh, I get it! So, if you don't pass the test, you have to be the Dad."
 
"Exactly," I replied with a BIG SMILE on my face!



Tiger
 
 


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                              &n

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Registered: 03-19-2003
Thu, 06-05-2008 - 7:27pm

Now that is a good joke!!


Thanks for the laugh.


Love ya


                          &n
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Registered: 03-01-2006
Fri, 06-06-2008 - 10:53am
very funny..sent it on to dil..with instructions not to share with ds! LOL

Dutch


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Dutch

 

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Registered: 03-27-2003
Fri, 06-06-2008 - 11:20am

Gabby,

Greaat one! Even dh laughed! Have a good weekend.

Hugs,
Kathie

anonymous
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Registered: 09-19-2003
Sat, 06-07-2008 - 9:25pm

    

                      

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Registered: 03-19-2003
Mon, 06-09-2008 - 10:47am
Good one!!!!!!!!!

     

 

          

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Registered: 03-25-2003
Mon, 06-09-2008 - 6:14pm
Great joke!
Hugs, Bernie
Hugs, Bernie