Denominational Bras

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Registered: 07-28-2006
Denominational Bras
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Tue, 09-16-2008 - 11:16am
Denominational Bras
> A man walks into the lingerie department of Macy's in
> NYC. He says to the sales lady "I would like a Southern
> Baptist bra for my wife in 34C."
>
> With a quizzical look, the sales lady asks "What kind
> of bra?" He repeats, "A Southern Baptist bra. My
> wife said to tell you that she wanted a Southern Baptist
> bra, and that you would know what she wanted."
>
> "Oh, yes, now I remember," says the sales lady.
> "We don't get as many requests for them as we used
> to. Most of our customers lately want the Catholic bra, the
> Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian bra."
>
> Confused, and a little flustered, the man asks "So,
> what are the differences?"
>
> The sales lady responds, "It's really quite
> simple. The Catholic bra supports the masses, the Salvation
> Army bra lifts up the fallen, and the Presbyterian bra keeps
> them staunch and upright."
>
> He muses on that information for a minutes and says,
> "Hmmm. I know I'll regret asking, but what does the
> Southern Baptist bra do?"
>
> "Ah," she replied, "the Southern Baptist bra
> makes mountains out of molehills."
> _
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Registered: 03-19-2003
Tue, 09-16-2008 - 1:11pm
Good one Doreen!!


                          &n
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Registered: 04-04-2005
Tue, 09-16-2008 - 1:49pm
ROFL!!

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Registered: 03-25-2003
Tue, 09-23-2008 - 8:11pm
Excellent! Keep em coming:)
Hugs, Bernie
Hugs, Bernie