Some daffynitions

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Registered: 03-25-2003
Some daffynitions
Sun, 09-09-2007 - 7:02pm
1. ARBITRATOR: A cook who leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds
2. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tried to do.
3. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage.
4. BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with.
5. CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate.
6. COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.
7. ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living.
8. EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist.
9. HEROES: What a guy in a boat does.
10. LEFTBANK: What a robber did when his bag was full of money.
11. MISTY: How golfers create divots.
12. PARADOX: Two physicians.
13. PARASITES: Seen from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
14. PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm.
15. POLARIZE: What penguins see with.
16. PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV.
17. RELIEF: What trees do in the spring.
18. RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife.
19. SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does.
20. SUDAFED: Litigation against a government official


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Registered: 03-19-2003
Sun, 09-09-2007 - 7:49pm

Thanks Rain I need a giggle on this Sunday!!

Love ya

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Registered: 03-19-2003
Tue, 09-11-2007 - 10:00pm

Those are wonderful Rain