Just for laughs!

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Registered: 03-25-2003
Just for laughs!
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Tue, 05-13-2003 - 12:01pm


An elderly Florida lady did her shopping, and upon

returning to her car,

found four males in the act of leaving with her

vehicle. She dropped her

shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to

scream at the top of her

voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get

out of the car!"



The four men didn't wait for a second invitation.

They got out and ran

like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then loaded her

shopping bags into

the back of the car and got into the driver's seat.

She was so shaken that

she could not get her key into the ignition. She

tried and tried, and then

it dawned on her why. A few minutes later she found

her own car parked

four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her

bags into her car and

then drove to the police station.



The sergeant to whom she told the story nearly tore

himself in two with

laughter. He pointed to the other end of the

counter, where four pale men

were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman

described as white,

less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair,

and carrying a large

handgun. No charges were filed.

Brings new meaning to a senior moment!

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Registered: 03-19-2003
In reply to: daggs170
Tue, 05-13-2003 - 6:46pm
I love that story. Thanks for the evening laugh...Becky

 


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Registered: 03-26-2003
In reply to: daggs170
Tue, 05-13-2003 - 7:49pm
Thank you for the smile

Jackie