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| Tue, 05-13-2003 - 12:01pm |
An elderly Florida lady did her shopping, and upon
returning to her car,
found four males in the act of leaving with her
vehicle. She dropped her
shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to
scream at the top of her
voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get
out of the car!"
The four men didn't wait for a second invitation.
They got out and ran
like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then loaded her
shopping bags into
the back of the car and got into the driver's seat.
She was so shaken that
she could not get her key into the ignition. She
tried and tried, and then
it dawned on her why. A few minutes later she found
her own car parked
four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her
bags into her car and
then drove to the police station.
The sergeant to whom she told the story nearly tore
himself in two with
laughter. He pointed to the other end of the
counter, where four pale men
were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman
described as white,
less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair,
and carrying a large
handgun. No charges were filed.
Brings new meaning to a senior moment!

Jackie