Good afternoon ladies **m

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Good afternoon ladies **m
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Mon, 05-26-2003 - 7:31pm
how has your day been going? DON'T ASK LOL. After

bathing my MIL so much lately, I am going to open

a new topless bar and its going to be called

WRINKLES, only wrinkled old ladies will be dancing.

To apply call wrinkled boobs 88, you must have pictures.

You cannot be pretty, we don't want to take away from

the wrinked boobs LOL. I think I have gone completly

off my rocker. Hope you ladies are all having a nice

holiday, I cooked up ground meat and bagged it and bagged

up 5lbs of cheese and put it all in the freezer. We should

be getting some info this week. I will talk to you all

later. Annika did not make the cut, but I was still so

proud of her she is a winner no matter what.

Mindy I loved your ODE and Becky yes yes I wear shorts

and dh has really good legs. I wear tank tops when I am

golfing and cleaning house. Betty hugs.
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Mon, 05-26-2003 - 7:49pm
Betty, my neck is getting pretty wrinkly so it won't be long before they move south. Save me a spot in your elite club.LOL!

To get serious, I'm sure your mil appreciates you very much. Hang in there!

Hugs, Darby


 



 
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Mon, 05-26-2003 - 9:31pm
Darby she is getting way to comfortable. Here the lady

is dying and all she can think about is how beautiful

her boobs were LOL. You can be the star, Betty hugs.
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Mon, 05-26-2003 - 9:58pm
ROTFLMYBOOBSOFF!!!!betty your still a riot!!!! poor anika,now i know who she is,maybe next time!!((hugs))mindy
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Mon, 05-26-2003 - 10:43pm
Mindy you can't be my star you have no wrinkles, but

you can still be a topless waitress LOL. Betty hugs
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Mon, 05-26-2003 - 11:41pm
Wonder who you'll get to attend your bar with all those wrinkled ladies? I just looked at some pictures of me at the graduation--i'm through with pictures and mirrors.All those wrinkles scared the s--t out of me.

I gather you are now taking care of your mil.God Bless --this is a very hard time for you.Somehow we think when we get in the 60's that life will be easy--not so.martha

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Tue, 05-27-2003 - 5:27am
Betty - what a riot!! I guess I can't apply - don't have wrinkled boobs - just one tiny little one that isn't big enough to droop!! Sometimes I wish I could go topless - have nothing to cover up anyway!! LOL. Doesn't bother me - now. Just keep smiling, and laughing - that's the best way to get though these tough times. Rosemary
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Tue, 05-27-2003 - 9:15am
I missed something along the way, didn't realize you were taking care of MIL. I thought she was safely admitted to a nursing home. Anyway, you have brought back memories of when I used to bathe my grandmother--oh gosh, the fights we went through. As far as joining your exclusive club, I wanna' be there too. The boobs seem to be growing through no fault of my own, and boy, do they hang low. I'll practice doing the belly dance but first gotta' find my tassles! Bea
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