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| Fri, 05-23-2008 - 11:40pm |
help my whittle fat butt, I am addicted to damn orange floats LOL. Would someone please come and take my ice cream and orange and get fat instead of me. My butt is coming in the door after I have sit down and drinking my float. Vern says mover over honey here it comes. Now I know why I bought the big over stuffed chaise.
I tell Vern honey "we have got to stop drinking" and every night I say honey do you want to drink again tonight?" YEAH but make it a short one. He pops the can I scoop the ice cream and baby licks my toes after I drip all over them. Course the glass's are the ones you put in the freezer and freeze and have great big handles on them so your fat fingers will fit into them nicely.
And of course you have to have Chocolate, walnut, oatmeal cookies to go with the drink, why would you not have a back up of Cholesterol just in case you need to answer your dr when he asks if you eat well, that damn condsending tone they use when they are talking about your ass. To think I weigh less than 110 this winter and now I weigh 118, Vern don't want to shower with my anymore I disgust his little flat skinney ass LOL. Mindy where are you when I need some help.
Sleep the sweet sleep ladies and if you see a blimp flying over shoot it down and watch the orange float from the sky. good night.
Betty L. Keep and Angel on your Shoulder & a prayer in your heart.

Oh Betty, you are much, much too funny.
Betty L. Keep and Angel on your Shoulder & a prayer in your heart.
Maybe you can try my Orange Julius recipe. I got hooked on this years ago and they remind me of Dreamsicle bars - remember those?
In blender -
1 cup whole milk or full fat vanilla yogurt (you can use skim products, but it won't be as rich)
1 tsp vanilla if not using the flavored yogurt
1/2 tsp of sugar free orange Tang
3-4 ice cubes
Blend until smooth and thick. Taste to see if you need more Tang or some extra sweetener/sugar. 1 big glass full.
Or maybe just enjoy what you've been eating and say the heck with it. As my DSis has begun saying "we're all circling the drain". Some of us will get there sooner, so you might as well enjoy life while you can.
Betty L. Keep and Angel on your Shoulder & a prayer in your heart.
Betty L. Keep and Angel on your Shoulder & a prayer in your heart.
BTW - it has to be made in a blender because the Tang makes the milk curdle and that's what makes such a thick shake. When I need to be out the door early in the morning, I make this the night before and add a scoop of protein powder to give it more staying power.
When you get done with Phil, send him my way. I've gotten hooked on those tiny bars of healthful dark chocolate. They were on sale for 1/2 price a bag, so of course I emptied the shelf. I got the plain ones and ones that had ground up cocoa beans in them. Thank goodness DH only likes milk chocolate - these are MINE. I did have to stop eating them before bedtime - I think the cocoa kept me awake.
Well, as life goes on and we talk about the elections and whatever else is in the future, you're definitely right that we can't makeapussywillowtreeoutofit, so we will just go and see what happens.
Have a great Sunday!
Carol
Carol speaking of chocolate have you ever been to Harraha's in Laughlin and had their buffet they have knock down over the top delicious strawberry's and marshmellows dipped in choc they are to die for. I eat very little dinner so I can have them, with raspberry ice tea.
Betty L. Keep and Angel on your Shoulder & a prayer in your heart.